AlphaMoist

hahahaha

warning point machine working

I've been bamboozled for the last time. @Allieice @Spoduminister @Ethan Beordbury Don't get on lotc tomorrow. You guys are cool. 

Banning someone based on suspicion with a lack of evidence is an abuse of power and is honestly absolutely unprofessional. **** like that is illegal in real world court cases for a reason.

Reports have it that Thomas, the alt left conservative admin of the pvp server, LOTC, has been taking bribes from a group of Satan worshipping alt right African American haters. Our informant has told us that they are the very reason the map sizes just aren't right, why there still isn't a magic plugin, and why, despite community outcry, the forum team still has a tight censorship against "trap memes". However, the community still managed to convince the puppet of Thomas to switch back to 1.8 pvp. Rumors have it that the group of Satan worshipping alt right African American haters may have cut Thomas' funding due to this, and that is the very reason we have yet to see overall improvement for the server. Up next: the simpsons!

Reports have it that Thomas, the alt left conservative admin of the pvp server, LOTC, has been taking bribes from a group of Satan worshipping alt right African American haters. Our informant has told us that they are the very reason the map sizes just aren't right, why there still isn't a magic plugin, and why, despite community outcry, the forum team still has a tight censorship against "trap memes". However, the community still managed to convince the puppet of Thomas to switch back to 1.8 pvp. Rumors have it that the group of Satan worshipping alt right African American haters may have cut Thomas' funding due to this, and that is the very reason we have yet to see overall improvement for the server. Up next: the simpsons!

https://gyazo.com/a5a67480af587b5f6d5f2d385887405a Trust no one, not even yourself.

Muyakelg slots open, claim them now :3

I'm gonna be blunt here but when dryad lore says they "treat their tree like a partner" or w/e does that mean they **** the tree? How does that work? You'd have to polish it so you don't get splinters but then it'd be really obvious like a poilshed branch. Do any dryads rp having a polished dildo branch? Please don't remove this it's a legit question

I don't really know who you are, however you are already cool because you are also from Oklahoma, Okies unite!

Someone with talent needs to create an empire with a culture similar to the ancient Finnish before their fall after the great Finno-Koran Hyper War. Now that would lead to some great roleplay. 

Someone with talent needs to create an empire with a culture similar to the ancient Finnish before their fall after the great Finno-Koran Hyper War. Now that would lead to some great roleplay. 

The start of something new > 

Whot in tarnation

I think Ker'nor can do well by being combined with woodies. Kinda dumb to have a nation literally out back.

FM Team: The strictness on RP posts is getting ridiculous. It's a game, please get the sticks out of your asses and lighten up.

Everyone, install MPM!

Rep isn't everything on lotc Rep if you agree

When Arteh gets hacked and refuses to stop adding you to group chats: 

https://media.tenor.co/images/966873a7ce0e543102799a42ec7aa979/raw

this just in johannesburg has been blown up by blood mages, what could this possibly mean?

Happy lotc birthday to me

I am the bolt...

Player "Jewlik" flys upwards while driving a boat.

I.C.U

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