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Looking For A Templar to teach a character.
Hephaestus replied to Ultrabrine's topic in Looking for Group
Yeah. I'll teach you. Message me, Hephaestus#8435. Don't listen to what the rest have to say. Your first instinct should be to ask the person for the magic directly. If that doesn't work, just RP it anyway. What's the worst they'll do, ban you? 🤣🤣 Yeah right! -
"What the f**k is a Windingo?" Cursed some yokel, probably.
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no
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Esteemed auteur and two-time nonconsecutive winner of 'Mr. Oyashima Foreigner Series' delivered a letter to the cousin of Malik. Sweaty handprints bleed from paper to paper, the corners of which had been filigreed with made-in-Cathant gold which was soon fading into the less stomach-able shades of grey. It read as follows: "HELLO COUSIN OF MALIK. I AM RHYS V., LOCAL BUSINESSMAN. I WOULD VERY MUCH APPRECIATE A NEW WARDROBE. SOMETHING FLASHY. SOMETHING SHARP. SOMETHING WITH PANACHE. SOMETHING THAT WILL TURN HEADS. THANKS. KINDLY, RHYS H. V."
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wub doez lat get when lat krozz a mentalli nubhozh glob wif a goi dat nub kayrz fur him anymur
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The Seperation of GODs Hood from the Canonist Church.
Hephaestus replied to Gambit's topic in The Church of the True Faith
"This guy should be the Pontiff." Rhys grins from ear to ear in elation and delight. "The Lord God smites our opps, always." -
Vladislav Carrion actually physically wojacks.
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"Would that I could read." Drudo Pasquina silently wishes he could read, to appreciate the hottest new literary work in the kingdom.
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Discordtag: Hephaestus#8435 MC Name: shartblaster RP Name: U. Sahar RP Age: 28 Are you a Nobleman representing yourself?: Yes
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i don't really see the point in this
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A horselord raised his flagon in a sopping fit of inebriety, gin-soaked and rat-arsed. His heavy-lidded, gilt eyes—at long last—became completely eclipsed, immersing him in a sotted slumber.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SLAEMEING
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god damn, if this isn't some cool shit. two questions: 1) will u be able to customise potion effects (i might have missed this but i skimmed the post tbh) 2) does aging a drink for more/less time have any sway on the potion in any respect
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Gianni "Johnny" Cipriani, reputable Aeldinic actor and playright, arguably most widely recognised for his role in the Harrenite production, Fearghus Buehul's Afternoon Away, submits an audition for the half-man in the act, Guy de Bar.
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"NOOOOOOOOO IT'S OVER NGMI!" Vladislav, the uncharacteristically evil, broke down.
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poopforging
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in addition to this, failure to defecate the curse (10/100 roll or below) can cause fecal implosion in the potion imbiber (ur poop bottles up and u explode)
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"I believe, it was time the true marionette of my old and prudent house made himself revealed. Hell hath no fury like an Ipos scorned." Something sinister this way came.
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hey honey, christmas came early this year
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cringe lore (lol). who is sorcerio and why is he such a wretched c**t (lol).
