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Bard Edict 1: Everything is solvable by singing music into a dread knight's face.

(I totally didn't do this.)

I'm a former-bard-turned-Dread-Knight

 

Will ***** slap for music

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*Clears her throat and sits down on a stool

/s AIGHT ERE'UN, LETS DO ES.

*slaps her thighs to make a beat, as she starts to sing.

"NAE THIS ES' AH STOREH OLL BOU' OW ME LOIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSOIDE OWN' AN AYED LOIKE TE TAKE AH MINUTE JUST SIT ROIGHT ERE, AHLL TELL YAH OW' BECAME AH PRINCESS O' TE CITEH OF KAL'AKASH

EEEEEEEEEEEHHHNNN EST' ANTHOS BORN UN' RAISED, BOY TE' STONEMASONREH' BOCKES AH SPENT MOST O' ME DAYS, CHILLIN OUT MAXIN RELAXIN' ALL COOL AN' OLL SHOOTIN SOME URUKUS OUTSOID O' TE' MOIN BU' THEN A COUPLE OF FLOODS N' WORMS OO ER' UP TAE NO GOOD, STAHTED GETTIN RID OF ANTHOS N' ATHERA, GOH' IN ONE OCCURANCE WITH A WORM AN' ME  BEKA GOT' SCARED, SAID 'YE GOIN ON AH STEAMBOAT TO AH CITEH OF KAL'AKASH.'

AH BEGGED AN' PLEADED WIT ER' DAY AFTAH DEY, BUH SHEH PAHCKED ME BAGS AN SENT MEH ON ER' WAY, SHE GAVE MEH A PICK AHN' SHE GAVE MEH AH HAMMAH, PUT ME 'ELMET ON AN SAID 'MOIGHT AHS WELL KICK IT" 

*kicks the dwed next to her

"Fest class? OH DES ES BAHD! DRINKEN ALE OUT O' A MUG GLASS? ES DIS WOT TE PEPO' O' URGUAN LIVIN' LOIKE? MMM, TIS MOIGHT BE AIGHT." 

-To be continued-

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