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*Posters are Hung with big bold Letters on the top are placed around Oren*

PRAISE BE TO MARKUS!

 

Praise be to Markus! The True God! Throw away the Creator, one who sucks dwarven testies and loves the demented races! Man-Kind is Supreme! All other Races are lesser!

 

PRAISE BE TO MARKUS, DAMNED BE THE CREATOR!

 

 

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Suddenly, Heimskr comes running in, shouting.

 

 

((perpare for swears, also, I couldn't let this oppertunity pass on me.))

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"Supreme indeed.." Johnny the Gambler whispered at himself as he spotted one of the many posters. Only looking at it for barely three seconds before turning around on his heels..

And off he was.

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Meanwhile in malinor:

 

Khel lusts over a squirrel once more, as is the elven purpose under Markus

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Theus stares at the prince. "You put me away for something as insignificant as Canibalism...but here you are, trying to court a squirrel...sodomy." he snorts. 

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Theus stares at the prince. "You put me away for something as insignificant as Canibalism...but here you are, trying to court a squirrel...sodomy." he snorts. 

 

Athri chimes in. "It's only sodomy if it's a male squirrel!"

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Athri chimes in. "It's only sodomy if it's a male squirrel!"

"Ah, but that, my friend, is where you are wrong! Sodomy is any sort of...lewd intimacy with an animal, or another person's other...bits!"

 

He chuckles mirthfully.

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"Ah, but that, my friend, is where you are wrong! Sodomy is any sort of...lewd intimacy with an animal, or another person's other...bits!"

 

He chuckles mirthfully.

Konrad looks at him

"No... Sodomy is any form of sexual intimacy with the arse..."

He adjusts his Teutonic tabard and goes off to do... Teutonic stuff

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"Ah, but that, my friend, is where you are wrong! Sodomy is any sort of...lewd intimacy with an animal, or another person's other...bits!"

 

He chuckles mirthfully.

 

"Oh, then it is sodomy! Khel why are you a sodomite?"

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Theus stares at the prince. "You put me away for something as insignificant as Canibalism...but here you are, trying to court a squirrel...sodomy." he snorts. 

 

[Khel does not actually fancy squirrel-butt, yet in the eyes of the true-god Markus Khel enjoys it. Khel would also prefer female squirrels, he has standards]

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that's funny the faith already does preach human supremacy over all other inferior races ???

says man

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