Take Up Your New God!

[Silent™ 552]

Grand Kaptein Sylen prepares to kill this new Heretic and figure out why people are screwing squirrels...

 

"This place just gets crazier and crazier..." He mumbles to himself quietly

[Lord of the Nublets 92]

*Sheon snorts at seeing the posters*

 

"Heretic fools... The Church will take care of them."

[Aetosion 2062]

A minor edict is added to the law books of Herendul, and copies are placed around public spaces.

 

 

Issued and confirmed by the King Edward Winter II of Herendul, a secular warrant for the detainment or execution of any and all Markusians, on grounds of their being schismatic, militant, murderous, heretical, sadistic, barbarous, insulting the Creator, and damning themselves from the seven skies. Followers of Markus are considering inhuman cultists, and any crimes taken against them will be prosecuted as if the defendant were a beast and not a descendant race. Those who have strayed are extended the opportunity to repent in the halls of Herendul, lest they be damned in life and in death, ad infinitum.

[bungo 3965]

*removes poster

[hoodmaster906 32]

Indeed THEY MUST WORSHIP TALOS….. OR ME! worship me plz :}

[PtahWithin 1320]

Klompistotle believes that the krugilogical implications of sodomy with male squirrels should be investigated.

[Haribo 385]

Wise Priest Signus Cross 'the Holy' strides down the hallways of his church. He suddenly realizes that any supreme subject named after a human is very odd. It would seem as humans are lesser of this human.

 

"WILL YOU BOW DOWN TO THIS MARKUS AND HIS HEATHENIST SCUM FOLLOWERS?!?!?! OR FOLLOW THE HOLY LIGHT AND THE CREATAAAAAHHHH!"

[Helvetius 314]

Adelmar Chuckles, "Alright, enough with all the jokes 'nd sh*t. It was good while it lasted." He then goes to tear down all of his own posters.

[Demotheus 651]

Adelmar Chuckles, "Alright, enough with all the jokes 'nd sh*t. It was good while it lasted." He then goes to tear down all of his own posters.

Daniella laughs. "how many times have you woken up at the cloud temple recently?"

[Helvetius 314]

Daniella laughs. "how many times have you woken up at the cloud temple recently?"

Magically hearing it, "Beats me."

[lιoɴ 248]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.

[lιoɴ 248]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.