Halfling Laws & Guidelines

[Kaiser 2347]

Laws & Guidelines

Issued by Sheriff Rick

 

All laws and guidelines issued here are mandatory to be followed, or you may server jail time, exile, or even public shaming upon you 

(but don't worry)

 

I- Blades, bows, metals, or other bigg'un weapons/armor are strictly illegal, unless for cook, eating, or building purposes. (Shovels, bucket helmets, and slingshots are allowed)

 

II- Murder or Assault (Of kin or strangers) is strictly forbidden

 

III- Hobbits must worship the Pumpkin God, although foreigners may worship who they please, as long as they respect our culture

 

IV- Theft is strictly forbidden (although you are allowed to steal from bigg'uns)

 

V- No locked doors or secret chests. Chests may have a simple lock, however.

 

VI- Class A drugs are forbidden. Drugs such as shrooms or Pipeweed are not only legal, but supported to be taken.

 

VII-No destruction or defacing of the lands/burrows. This includes: Ugly burrows, ugly rooms, ugly buildings, ugly landscapes, or ugly people.

 

VIII- Bigg'uns (Humans/Elves/Orcs/Kha/Etc) are not to gain a burrow, ever.

 

IX-Compliance with the Sheriff or deputies must be given. If you are innocent of your crimes you must stand trial, running away or fighting will not help!

 

X- Improper Hobbits are are to be shunned until they change to proper Hobbits. 

(Some Improper behavior includes: Wearing shoes, living with bigg'uns, not using a shovel (or using a blade), not worshiping the Pumpkin lord, breaking any laws stated above, or simply not having fun)

 

XI- Change must and always will be shunned.

[Kaiser 2347]

((Can an Fm pin/un-pin the one made By Dr_Dovahkiin, I'd appreciate it))

[gam 386]

Little Calvin reads these laws.

 

"But Mishta Wich, can ah wurship Din-Din, da god of dinna too?"

[Lark 2227]

The Halfing Mafia approves these laws.

[Kaiser 2347]

The Halfing Mafia approves these laws.

 

((Just don't break anyone's knee caps and we're cool :P ))

[Glyc 234]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.