ryno2 1285 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Multiple fliers are posted around Anthos, most prominently in Elven communities. Included within each is a short paragraph and a small painting of a dark elf. The paragraph reads: "My name is Coamenel. Within the near future I see that it will be necessary for me to produce children, and I am loathe to do so with a...'woman of the evening.' I am posting a number of these around the continent in the hopes that someone will join me in matrimony so that I may bear legitimate children. Elves are preferred, subrace doesn't matter. Humans will be considered upon review. Anyone interested, meet me at the cloud temple." Below the paragraph is a small painting of Coamenel. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker 4570 Share Posted February 4, 2014 OOC: Please be careful, ryno2. We don't want you to make any bad calls. Remember the server rules! 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CosmicWhaleShark 2488 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Greetings to you, desperate man. My name is Herberta Ironbrow, and I am willing to take your request of marriage. I am no woman of the evening, I am a woman of battle... On and off the field. I look forward to meeting you soon, my love. The monks will need to tend to you after a night with me. - With kind kisses and firm hugs, your love, Herberta 24 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj_scout 305 Share Posted February 4, 2014 ((LOTC's own version of eHarmony.)) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter (sckolar) 50 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Greetings to you, desperate man. My name is Herberta Ironbrow, and I am willing to take your request of marriage. I am no woman of the evening, I am a woman of battle... On and off the field. I look forward to meeting you soon, my love. The monks will need to tend to you after a night with me. - With kind kisses and firm hugs, your love, Herberta ((I laughed so hard!)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim 1328 Share Posted February 4, 2014 ((Wardog omg-- Just give me a second I think my lungs just burst.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted February 4, 2014 A new response appears to have been pinned below. "Hail Coamenel, I've been looking for a secure, safe place to live and being a married woman is the most honorable way to have such a thing. I would be interested in meeting you, though I hope you don't mind a Southeron, or as some high elves have called me: 'Valah'ker'. I can meet with you whenever and wherever you'd like. ~Brielle." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abysmall 119 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Greetings to you, desperate man. My name is Herberta Ironbrow, and I am willing to take your request of marriage. I am no woman of the evening, I am a woman of battle... On and off the field. I look forward to meeting you soon, my love. The monks will need to tend to you after a night with me. - With kind kisses and firm hugs, your love, Herberta Andor looks over the flyer and hatefully slaps a hand to his chest his chest falling to his knees as his body attempts to force a chuckle out, Andor then begins to snort and he abruptly throws his hands into the air falling upon his back releasing a hysteria of laughter. This proceeds for several minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryno2 1285 Author Share Posted February 4, 2014 A new response appears to have been pinned below. "Hail Coamenel, I've been looking for a secure, safe place to live and being a married woman is the most honorable way to have such a thing. I would be interested in meeting you, though I hope you don't mind a Southeron, or as some high elves have called me: 'Valah'ker'. I can meet with you whenever and wherever you'd like. ~Brielle." A note is pinned below this reply. Meet me at the cloud temple next Elven day and we'll talk. -Coamenel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thatpyrodude 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Banok points and laughs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aengoth 2890 Share Posted February 4, 2014 "THE UNE FAWKIN' DORF LASS IS GOIN' FER A DARK KNOIFE EAR! WAT SORT OVE BULLS'OITE IS F'IS!" yells the population of the Dwarven Nation 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted February 4, 2014 "I've burnt through two marriages but that ain't how it works, bud." Says a very well informed broody Elf. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MediocreGamer 838 Share Posted February 4, 2014 ((WTB GF 100gp)) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloakedsphere 1471 Share Posted February 4, 2014 (( me ruv u rong time. 20 dorra )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bat Druid 140 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Oropher facepalms. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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