Situation

[Cooonie 55]

An angry housewife wants to kill you because you stole her husband for yourself (this applies to guys too o3o)

wat do?

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Call the police.

Adultery is not a crime in Canada, Murder is.

[Cooonie 55]

Call the police.

Adultery is not a crime in Canada, Murder is.

Good choice, young padawan.

[dude 230]

Lock her in a random kitchen and demand daily meals.

 

Dive into the Atlantic Ocean and keep swimming until I reach Europe, then swim back because I realize she's right in front of me on the docks, since she got a trip to Europe immediately.

[Abysmall 119]

Run, I'm not to keen on fighting a psychotic women. For a guy I didn't even mean to romance. But if she was really persistent I'd probably just call the cops, I assume I could avoid the psycho till they arrive and hopefully arrest her.

[Cooonie 55]

WONDERFUL, AMAZING, MARVELOUS ANSWERS!

You are the true master race supremacy.

[Cooonie 55]

fly

You need an award.

[Redbaron™ 690]

Question what you're doing with your life

[Cooonie 55]

Question what you're doing with your life

And so, you died.

[Samoblivion 532]

Offer her items that women like. For example, I've been told cleaning supplies and kitchen ingredients are a sure thing.

[knightly11 | lotc_fox 111]

Offer her items that women like. For example, I've been told cleaning supplies and kitchen ingredients are a sure thing.

[Sky 0]

Use my Australian charm and then bed them both, as a sign of good will.

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

Pay the Russian mafia protection money

[Heff 2460]

Steal her too?

[Cooonie 55]

Old post, but okay.