A Clarification On How Orcs Are Evil.

[Man of Respect 5471]

         Good evening, citizens of The Fringe.

        This topic haves the intent of both raising our reputation to good and clearing a few things.

        I'd like to clear a few facts about orcs, on our evilness.

 

This post is intended to have some humor on it, so if you get easily offended and is not up for a few, minor and weak jokes, GET OUT, even this post being smart, i can't hold it.

 

• We don't slay your family that often.

        I've been on this server around seven months, and i never saw a orc that slayed a entire family in RP, not in a application; neither i belive i don't know one, sometimes we are good guys, while some orcs might and will kill your family in roleplay, not in a application.

 

        So please, if you're making a new player, don't just go ahead and place "My mother and my father were slayed by bigguns!" NO, JUST NO. This doesn't happen that often, be more creative! For example; "- My mother died because one day she stopped breathing!" Or be more specific, for example, why and how she died in a so said orc raid! Wow sand, ur so creetive and tis ezample wus ver guud, beh dah popo ob aur kubz!.

 

        Don't follow these stereotypes that you see on the games and take your vengeance on every single orc that you see!

 

• Don't try to be that heroic orc slayer guy like in the videogames.

        Slaying a orc might be a hard task, but no, you won't be the best guy for slaying that orc, you will not be the cool guy for slaying two orcs, you will not be the cool guy for genociding the orcs. A cool and heroic guy consists of more things, for example, attacking a orc and then noticing that the orc is a  T5 Elementalist. The following memes will be your reaction:

Hi, i am the wannabe guy and i'm going to search for a orc to kill!

Oh, look, an orc! I'm comming for yah with full iron set and sword!

Oh ****, he is a shaman!

WHY THE F*** IS HE CHANTING?

HE'S CALLING DOWN A THUNDER AT ME! PG!

OMFG I'M BR'ING THIS GUY!

        So, it might me a hard task, but sometimes it won't be, and you will just kill the orc. Parabains, what now? Will you spread your acts around all the Fringe? Stop your revenge? Try to be that cool guy and instantly become a cool guy with a eyepatch, an badass coat and white hair from ageing? Get some experience, have a reason, have a motivation, not only: MAH POPO AGH MAH MOMO WUZ KAILLUD BAI URUKZ WYLE RAYD!

 

        So please, Don't follow these f****** midia stereotypes, you might get hurt.

 

• Don't make that highly cool scar because of a orc raid in the village that you born't. If your parents din't died by orcs, fell free to use it.

        The wannabe cool hero guy that haves a awesome badass scar on his left eye because of ORK that killed your parents in raid is not something to be proud of. Be more creative, like; " - The branch of a tree rendered my left eye blind while i was treeugging..."

 

• By the love of Krug, Bogdanistan, Deus Magnus and The Creator, don't get #instahate because we are orcs!

        We all are people; humans IRL (thx kaptyn obvious). Even the most stupid Olog might be the smartest human on his school. We think, we have sentiments, sometimes we rage, sometimes we raid, sometimes we are happy, sometimes we get upset, we are all like you guys, give us a chance! We are here to RP. (Most of us, i suppose.)

 

        MORE "THREADS" HERE MIGHT ME ADDED, SO STAY TUNNED!

 

        So please.

        Don't apply yourself to these stereotypes, they are not examples to follow; be unique, have a reason to hate orcs if you're going to hate us.

 

 

[_pok_ 1768]

im actually a giraffe irl

[osumanduas 1442]

Muy bueno

[seannie 7443]

i actually saw an orc murder a salvian family back in kingston 

[Man of Respect 5471]

i actually saw an orc murder a salvian family back in kingston 

It just doesn't happens that often :P

[Fimlin 1997]

im actually a giraffe irl

Would you say you were a tall goat? #GoatSimulator2014

Also my backstory went like this: my father Gortek Grandaxe ((Burkester)) was an ******* and ignored me so I left and made my own living, got married one day went in debt went to go find work but came back on weekends, one day while I was away whitewash orcs and bandits raided and destroyed the place, captured many of my sons, except Hale ((HailStormz)) Verrik ((priceflash)) and Ulfric ((alt if me)) my wife was killed though and Fimlin hasn't gone to a brothel despite not having a wife to cyber with, the sons of Fimlin eventually came to Kal'Ithrun and we were reunited but not all only 4 did so far Fimlin has no significant scars at all despite being in now 3 wars with Oren, to be honest eye patches and blind eyes are too over-used now.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

My name is Sakura Darkbringer and with my flaming katana handed down to me from my ancestors I will slay the parents who killed my orcs when I was a little boy!

[Cracker 4570]

You mean a clarification of how Teutons are evil? I'm a bit confused here. 

[Elindor 666]

To be fair, the curse of bloodlust is one to make all orcs to be feared. Though an understanding and respect for their culture is generally all that is required to avoid being klomped flat.

 

However I believe this is the wrong area of the forums. This is not roleplay but a clarification. Perhaps with some sprucing up it could become a guide?

[Aengoth 2890]

i actually saw an orc murder a salvian family back in kingston 

As a Salvian I can assure you everything killed Salvians.

[bickando 3967]

As a Salvian I can assure you everything killed Salvians.

 

As a Renatian I can assure you even humans and elves killed Salvians.

[Man of Respect 5471]

To be fair, the curse of bloodlust is one to make all orcs to be feared. Though an understanding and respect for their culture is generally all that is required to avoid being klomped flat.

 

However I believe this is the wrong area of the forums. This is not roleplay but a clarification. Perhaps with some sprucing up it could become a guide?

I was in doubt, so i asked on help. I will ask for a forum moderator. Or a admin, wathevah.

Ty very much, kind Elindor.

[TheBareSheet 194]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.