A Note To The High Elves

[Knox213 10]

a note is found shoved through the high elf gates...

 

It reads...

 

"I Roy Carrion, lufel hair two kingdum ov oran declreb war on yu hevens, foar cryms ov herebecy. yur dais r nubred"

 

underneath the text is a picture.

 

[Lago 2572]

"Nubred? It's pronounced "inbred", and it refers to you."

[Lawrna 440]

Lelien stares at the text. She narrows her eyes.

 

"What."

 

[Leetles 65]

*A random Orenian says* "Le' get sum elvies!" He makes a crazy laugh

[Pinsir99 526]

Vierna rolls her eyes when she gets the news "Valah..."

[dank 413]

"Nubred? It's pronounced "inbred", and it refers to you."

"The Oren Dispatched Shock Troopers are at your home, we have come from iron capsules launched from catapults, and we are prepared to raze it to the ground for your insult against the Crowned Prince. We demand you apologize before you enter a rain of things which you elves call, 'Player v. Player'. Roy Carrion sends his regards."

[Baconthief 682]

"Evil be the beings who give the unrighteous and wicked access to their "seven skies". Justice dictates eternal damnation with these inbred and wicked animals. Retribution for the innocent cannot be achieved until the undeserved blessing of mankind is repealed from the ethereal veil of existence"

-Says Drez as he watches innocent human farmers off in the distance

[Sporadic 2844]

Ellir'siol flails her arms, runs panic-stricken and begins to clamor "All is lost! All is lost!" throughout the entirety of the Silver City, running about wildly for a piece of cardboard on which she can paint the statement 'The End is Nigh!'

[Knox213 10]

Ellir'siol flails her arms, runs panic-stricken and begins to clamor "All is lost! All is lost!" throughout the entirety of the Silver City, running about wildly for a piece of cardboard on which she can paint the statement 'The End is Nigh!'

Roy Carrion stands outside the high elf city with his pumpkin mask on, smirking beneath his mask he says "Good." He looks over to Kord saying "fire the mudpies!"

[Lago 2572]

"The Oren Dispatched Shock Troopers are at your home, we have come from iron capsules launched from catapults, and we are prepared to raze it to the ground for your insult against the Crowned Prince. We demand you apologize before you enter a rain of things which you elves call, 'Player v. Player'. Roy Carrion sends his regards."

 

"Try id an mi and me bruddaz klomp lat flat."

[argonian 14254]

"Evil be the beings who give the unrighteous and wicked access to their "seven skies". Justice dictates eternal damnation with these inbred and wicked animals. Retribution for the innocent cannot be achieved until the undeserved blessing of mankind is repealed from the ethereal veil of existence"

-Says Drez as he watches innocent human farmers off in the distance

"All that fancy talk and no proof behind it." says peasant. "Wandering Wizard himself mentioned seven skies and Godan".

[Knox213 10]

The great child crusade of the fringe begins today... every day more tents will show up.

 

 

Count Leonidas Bedevere sends the terms of surrender to the high elves, (written of course for Prince Roy Carrion)

(the words are that of Prince Roy himself)

 

"Dear iblees high elf people. It has come to my attention that you are yet to surrender to the forces of children of Oren, our deamnds are simple and fair. 

Please deliver...

- 256 Cookies

- 4 buckets of milk

- a sum of 20 mina (for compensation of the broken beating stick)

to the sunshine smile encampment (outside your very gates)

And also...

- denounce iblee's as your friend

- kiss Allen on the cheek.

- tell me we are friends

 

these are the terms of surrender, refuse and you will die.

 

PS: To show we are not kidding, Boul killed your kitten.

 

Signed -

*scribbley writting"

 

- Prince Roy Carrion

 

[Campor 28]

Illuthan chuckles at the notes, shaking his head.

 

"What an adorable valah child. Stupid. But adorable."

[Samler 1565]

Seth raises an eyebrow as he reads it. "So many things is wrong. He wish to become lliran with threats, he angers the kha and not us and lastly, he thinks he worship shadows as they worship the sun?" He states over to Illuthan.

[Lawrna 440]

The scent of freshly baked cookies and milk wafts out from Lelien's kitchen window.

 

"Wait... How many did he want again?"

 

She checks the note and sighs.

 

"I made twice as many... Ah, well."