And Now, A More Accurate Analysis!

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

An open response to Haelun'ors accusations have been pinned all around Leyulin for the good citizenry to read!

 

• The beating of mere children of Mali, the gravest of all crimes.

Not even a clue, this one is just a lie.

• The erstwhile breach of the terms of Haler’nor signed by the leaders of elmali’ame.  

I never signed the 'terms of Haler'nor', so I don't know why I'd be bound to it.

• Intentional attacks on the residents of Haelun’or both physically and verbally.

Verbally, sure. Grow some thick skin. You high elven twats spout pretensious insults out of your mouths all the time at us 'lesser elves'. Learn to take what you dish out. Physical? Nope. Never assaulted a Haelunor'ian.

• Attacks on the various stalwart human allies of Haelun’or.

Again, what?

• The intentional undermining of relations between the respectable Kingdom of Urguan and the Kingdom of Aesterwald.

We are very good allies with both Aesterwald and Urguan and both King Zahrer and Konig Arn can testify. I don't know how this one is justified to be honest

• Inciting the ire of Fiandra by encouraging and spearheading attacks and incursions, thus placing all Elven land in grave risk.

It's because of you high elves and Larihei in the past that Fiandria exists in the way it does in the first place. Also, on no grounds can anyone proof I specifically set it off, nor would I even know how if I wanted to

• The harbouring of the cultist and murderer Relgard Sintel, despite multiple refused requests for extradition and trial.

Relgard doesnt live in Leyulin and by no means am I harbouring him. I also, notably, have received a whole whopping zero requests for extradition and trial by the way.

• The harbouring of the murderer and outlaw Nienna Calm, despite multiple refused requests for extradition and trial.  

If by murderer, you mean self defense of herself and her children as you tried to liquify them for the crime of being the ex-wife of Relgard, then sure. Again, never received any requests for extradition or trial so I don't know why you're lying about that.

• The harbouring of the impure nation-killer known as Titania Hawksong, branded as a supporter of chaos.  

"Supporter of Chaos." What a vague term. Titania is simply a citizen, holds no position of power. Makes quite a lovely lavender tea, however!

• The knowing harbouring and declared support of the tyrannical fallen elf known simple as Phaedrus, whose genocidal crimes are beyond all measure.

The high elves make accusations of Genocide, cute.

• The open, mocking acceptance of the titles “Malinor” and “New Malinor” when offered, thus cementing this idealism.

Ironically accepting the title of a dead nation in jest apparently counts as seriously accepting it now? Come now, this one is simply childish.

• The acknowledgement of cultist infestations within Laureh’lin and inaction in their removal.

We've been very very active in remove cultists from Leyulin? Infact we're at open war with the Adherence? Not sure what this one is all about.

• The infringement upon the borders of Haelun’or with armed parties of soldiers.

Huh?

• Failure to respect the sovereignty of Haelun’or.

Not a clue how I managed to do this.

• The discouragement of the dark elven populace of Laureh’lin, and the stifling of their culture.

How is letting them build a temple to their ancestors three times the size of a normal sanctioned building stifling their culture? This one is dumb.

• Insanity, screams of gods in the sky and bias from forces unknown.

Gods are in the sky, and they watch our every move.

• The active and discreetly declared threat of war against Haelun’or as a tactic of intimidation, and expressed cowardice and failure to acknowledge when approached in a public forum.

Proof? It's a rather baseless claim without. I can say I didn't plan on declaring war on Haelun'or.

• The open, declared support of the genocide against the peaceful Kharajyr, declared allies of Haelun’or.

Okay, this one I simply have to wonder what they were smoking. Kha are completely welcome in town. We even have one in our military. I simply cannot even begin to imagine how they justified making this accusation.

[Moot 1719]

Art snorts, and otherwise ignores the document.

"This is dumb."

Kalameet raises a brow.

[The Great Mongol Khan 1110]

Lucius looks to Kalameet with a raised brow "Suspected necromancers are pretty awkward aren't they?"

[VampsWillDie 76]

 

• The open, declared support of the genocide against the peaceful Kharajyr, declared allies of Haelun’or.

Okay, this one I simply have to wonder what they were smoking. Kha are completely welcome in town. We even have one in our military. I simply cannot even begin to imagine how they justified making this accusation.

A tall and somewhat wiry Mali'Uruk stares at this particular part of the poster, her jaw dropped open, revealing her pathetic excuses for tusks that are more like fangs on the bottom jaw for a good ten seconds before shaking her head and pulling out a bit of parchment, with a shaking hand and her face contorted in ebbing rage... She realizes the path of self destruction, taking deep breathes while she still can, closing her eyes, calming herself a little, before writing. She then pins the note next to this part of the poster.

 

It reads as follows...

 

"You let a damn CAT live here but not one of your own people!? Just because I have uruk blood and green skin shouldn't mean I am absolved from living here, especially when you break your own laws which you threw in my face to get me to go away when I asked for a home. All I wanted was a home with my elven roots! A cave in the cliffside would have sufficed!

 

I read your laws, and the only one I broke was having green skin as opposed to "normal" elven skin. This kha has FUR. You break two laws by letting him live there with you! First, he is a non elf! Not even half breed! Second, I see fur, not skin!

 

You spat in my face when I asked for a home in my mother's people's village because you don't house "my kind", yet you house cats. Or "Kha".

 

A woman at the time I asked for a home tried to convince you and you did not care. How much convincing did it take the kha? I was willing to overlook everything on this page, for we are kin in blood, but this is the line I draw. If you have laws, stick by them. You said yourself, no exceptions can be made.

 

Yours truly,

Deydra, Mali'Uruk"

 

She pins it to the wall or tree that the poster was tacked on, shaking her head. "Un...believable..." She seethes, turning away, moving to go sit under a tree with a sigh.

[Snake Plissken 637]

Art snorts, and otherwise ignores the document.

"This is dumb."

 

"But... I could've sworn he was going to ignore that document because of how dumb it was..."

[Heero 4092]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.