Proposed Bill, Leyulin

[Baconthief 682]

A letter is written to the Chancellors of Leyu'lin, those elected officials who represent the views of the mali constituency. It would be found on their desks.

 

There is a threat that threatens the health of our city. It's not found in the nearby marsh or in the forests of Fiandria, but within the city itself. There is the sell and exchange of a good, of easterner origins, that poses to make each and every one of us vessels for swarms of parasites. The sale of raw fish for consumption, also known as 'sushi' as barbarians name it, without cooking is going on within our city. This is no doubt a deliberate attempt by the Adherency to poison our population. The edgy demeanor and mannerisms of these 'sushi' vendors are very much like the mannerisms of the Adherency in Embermoor, which leads me to believe there is a connection between the two. Our enemy, the feral beasts of embermoor, seek to adorn us with poison in disguise of an exotic food. The trap could not be more obvious, to us elder mali. It's the less educated children who think eating raw fish is a 'fun' or 'exciting' idea, that we must make a call for action

 

This rising problem is why I write to you, my representative. End the sale of this poison, before the children are all parasite ridden.

 

-A concerned citizen

[hellfiazz 879]

Buubztik roars in anger "ROR FIZH? WUB KYND UB ZIK BAZTURD ZELLZ AGH EETZ ROR FIZH?!"

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Art shakes his head as he prepares to quell the anti sushi rebellion.

"Ain't nobody taking my goddamm sashimi from me."

[~ Fiend ~ 611]

Isabella rubs her chin, considering her lunch. She's always liked things that are quick and easy to cook..

"Eh, I'll stop eating fish raw when someone I know dies from it."

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

"If you are going to ban certain ways of preparing meat we should ban the consumption of meat entirely. I, for one, would be in favor of that.

 

Anyway, if one is going to act like an animal by eating other animals, one may as well eat it like an animal - raw.

 

Dove Druid Elorna."

[OhDeerLord 673]

Dwyn pens a formal response

"Citizen, until someone falls to this uncooked fish we won't put anything into action. You are free to share your belief and dislike for this product to discourage others from selling it if you so wish- just as others might encourage the consumption of it. What a Mali choses to eat is of their own conciense as long as them eating it causes no harm to others (i.e. cannibalism).

Guildmaster Dwyn Tinuvial, Chancellor of Leyulin

[The Fact Core 511]

"Stop turning everything into barbarian stuff!" Veldryn huffs like a train, choo choo

[Balch 22]

Ronald would over hear Hatneus talking about elves not being feral beasts.

 

"That can be debated."

"You wouldn't want me to escort you out of this city, would you," Hatneus snaps back.

 

"And I think I will write to the Chancellor. This is an issue that cannot be ignored."

[GodEmperorFlam 3447]

((Seriously? People have brought sushi into our culture? Do weaboos stop at nothing to destroy everything that I love?))

((LOL, the hate is real. It's ******* sushi m8, Khas have been making it for a few maps by now. :^) Hope your butt isn't too sore.))

 

Aerith shrugs, glancing at all the commotion. "It's a style of food people, not like we're tossing around those things people call 'kunai' or swinging katanas."

[Swgrclan 2682]

Ancient sushi master Nimdravur, conquerer of the deep, clasps his gauntlets together and rubs them in a satisfied manner as a foul cackle cracks from his helmet, which had been wrapped with an easterner headband. They would never suspect the devilry at work, once his fishy mercantile empire stretched across the land!

And so Nimdravur raughed a roaring raugh as he continued to stylize raw fish into foreign cuisine.

[Balch 22]

((LOL, the hate is real. It's ******* sushi m8, Khas have been making it for a few maps by now. :^) Hope your butt isn't too sore.))

 

Aerith shrugs, glancing at all the commotion. "It's a style of food people, not like we're tossing around those things people call 'kunai' or swinging katanas."

 

"We should keep to our own culture. Have we adapted some of our ways from observing and interacting with humans? Yes. That does not mean we should drink Akovian stout or indulge in the recreations of brothel houses. You say this is raw fish, which, yes, it is. But letting something such as this pass will only allow more people to think it's okay to be born a child of Malin, but convert their lifestyle to that of a child of Horens. That is unacceptable in my eyes."

[Samson Option 9652]

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[Kardel 1054]

"Fis', especialleh w'en raw, be da fuud o' Khorvad. Dey be disgustin', sick creations o' dat Demon! Dey got neider legs ner arms, an' dey breathe UNDERWUTER! Das' an oxymoron! Nae tu mention, fis' dun keep Yemekarr's balance! Fis' dunnae et sea plants ta maintain da sea plants frum takin' uver da seas: fis' eat eachudder. Fish be cannibals! Iv dere were nae fis', dere'd be nae need fer fish cannibalism! Derefore, fis' are useless tae Yemekarr's balance an' thus are a creation o' Khorvad! Dese cannibalistic, strange creatures o' da onimous depths are nae ta be trusted! Dunnae consume aneh toipe o' fis', unless yer a Khorvad Wershipper!"

 

Kardel rants on, in front of everyone in Leyulin, preaching his crazy ideology.
 

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

The prestigious dear leader of laurehlin steps onto a podium, masses of his loyal subjects await to hear his glorious words.

"I can't believe we're arguing over fish. Everybody go home."

The Chancellor has spoken.

[Heero 4092]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.