hellfiazz 879 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Buubztik stands in the middle of San'Vitar, and begins to speak: "Bruddahz. Wah duu wi konztunli mayk allyz owt ub dub Ztowtz? Jurin duh lazt wur, ohl mi peep'd en ztowtz wuz der ruhnin uhwai ur hydin en furtz, agh ef nub dat, der flat'n ad duh hundz ub sharaz agh twiggiz. Ztowtz am kowurdli. Ztowtz am wiik. Ztowtz am griidi. Ef un uruk wuz kowurdli, wiik, ur griidi, dey wud bi diklehr'd wytwozh. Den wah wud wi ayd nub-urukz whu puzzezz deez vyziz? Id am fur deez reezunz mi wull rifuuz tuh joyn duh zuu-blah'd 'Kubz ub Krug' wib duh Ztowtz. Dey am nub wurvi ub owur zupport." ((In common for easiness)) "Brothers. Why do we constantly make allies out of the Dwarves? During the last war, all I saw of the Dwarves was their running away or hiding in forts, and if not that, dying at the hands of Humans and Elves. Dwarves are cowardly. Dwarves are weak. Dwarves are greedy. If an Uruk was cowardly, weak, or greedy, they would be declared whitewash. Then why do we aid non-Orcs who possess these vices? It is for these reasons I refuse to join the so-called 'Kubz ub Krug' with the Dwarves. They are not worthy of our support." 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrakeHaze. 2524 Share Posted February 21, 2015 "yub." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
L0rdLawyer 2272 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Hu-din roars at Buubztik, "LATZ WUNT TU HULP PINKEHZ DUN?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craotor 617 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Hu-din roars at Buubztik, "LATZ WUNT TU HULP PINKEHZ DUN?" A random goblin tells Hu-Din "Da stoutz latz helping be pink...." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellfiazz 879 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 "Ztuupid Olog, ohl nub-Urukz am pinkiz. Agh sharaz am ztrung, agh nub ruhn en duh fayz ub der enumi. Mi wud ravur ayd duh ztrung agh duh brayv den duh wiik agh kowurdli. Lyk ehni truu uruk wud." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassidic 470 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Ignii claps slowly at Buubztiks words , knowing that they are wise and truthful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TavernLich 324 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Zaagor slowly claps. His jaw dropping to the floor, “Fynally… Zheezh, about tik latz realize how anyun’ stowtz ahr!! Mi gruk diz will be da rising dezision ob the Uzg!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted February 21, 2015 "Yub." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfdwg 2677 Share Posted February 21, 2015 "Yub, Yub mon." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1054 Share Posted February 21, 2015 "Wi reelee zhuud just fyte fur whu peis uz, diz "allienze" zhid is pointlezz" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travista 1361 Share Posted February 22, 2015 Shreck'Dom sighs, slowly shaking his head, "Mi zmell anothur civul wagh..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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