1000 Ways To Die..

[Rethai 163]

Can we get 1000 ways to die? Post a way to die! One post per person!

 

NO REPEATING!!!!

[Rethai 163]

Blend yourself to death ^ ~~~~

[Jonificus 2741]

Old age.

[Space 2335]

I'm not going to fuel your homicidal fantasies, tyvm :P

[hellfiazz 879]

Internal haemorrhaging due to rectal trauma

[KarmaDelta 969]

Jet fuel melting steel beams

[Wyvernbane 252]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x23suo7_dumber-ways-to-die-dumb-ways-to-die-parody_fun

[lawnmowerman 3040]

kill yourself.

[Lvke 1000]

admitting ur a heretic to about five amyas order-men with enchanted ****

[Delrof 381]

Drink a bottle of domestos

[CheekyNolan 5420]

Being a cannibal.

[monkeypoacher 8055]

getting just too spooked

[Heff 2460]

Provoking a tavern of drunken halflings

[CheekyNolan 5420]

Admitting to your fellow amyas men you f*cked a halfling. 

[lawnmowerman 3040]

Admitting to your fellow amyas men you f*cked a halfling. 

 

ONLY ONE POST PER PERSON STOP CHEATING!!!!