Free The Hobbits 859 Share Posted June 18, 2015 *throughout the village and surrounding area, messages are nailed to trees and doors* Le’ i’ be known on this day, the ‘alflin’s decree tha’ for far too long we ‘ave los’ our ways, we have become perverse and misguided. Our ances’ors frown upon us fer lettin’ ourselves fall ter this poin’. Misfortune will come the way o’ the once grea’ nation an’ so le’ i’ be known this policy will be our guide, our ligh’ t’ lead us back ont’ the path we ‘ave strayed so far away from. Those who disagree shall face a swif’ agonizin’ punishmen’. New ‘alflin’ policy is as follows: No impropers No bigguns No mentally unstable, mentally ill or mentally challenged No crossdressers or gender-confused halflings No homosexuality No netherspawn of those mentioned above THE TIME ‘AS COME T’ RECLAIM THE BLOODLINE! All found guil’y will be subjec’ed t’ ‘un or more o’ the followin’ punishmen’s. These laws will take effec’ immediately. Public flogging, shoveling and/or shaming Rotten melon tied to one’s head Cleaning the pig pen for hours on end Shoe wearing 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmack1028 549 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Rupert approves this message. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
greygre 259 Share Posted June 18, 2015 "Wha'?" Elder Amell mumbles, having not been told about any of these new "policies". "Seems a bi' ex'ravigan'" He tells another reader, not completely sure of the word's meaning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
✿Honeybear✿ 84 Share Posted June 18, 2015 Mirabelle graces the parchment with her sophisticated, illiterate gaze, "Looks like Oren-speak teh me." she replies to Amell, "Mus' be t'e work of some serious shoe-sport'n Sally." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rynelf 8 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Being the reader of Amell speaks to, Folgo agrees. "An' Ah didn' think we were fallin' intah anythin' tha' bad." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Fumble nods slightly. A step in the right direction, maybe a little too zealous in its own right however. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
White_Moose 59 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Petrusia runs toward the Frondor burrow and, not five minutes later, Petrus emerges through the front door. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodaiKamikaze 652 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Merlinda the Sage blinks twice at the notice, nodding. "Ah'm a fan." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knox213 10 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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