Hobolympic 1093 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Letters addressed to various officials of Oren and vassals are sent out, bearing the official seal of the Grand Kingdom. “Kazahar, [insert name] It is first and foremost in the Grand Kingdom’s interest to retain friendly relations with all Descendant Nations of Vailor, and as such, on behalf of the entire Dwarven Kingdom, Grand King Balek Irongut wishes to clarify on the recent hostilities that have arisen since our landing on Vailor. It has become apparent that several rogue dwarves have openly committed crimes on Oreni land and against her people. Let it be known that said dwarves do not represent the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, and have directly opposed the will of the Grand King. As a result of these recent transgressions, it is now the Grand King’s prime objective to root out these individuals and deal justice upon them. Any and all whom have fell subject to or witnessed said transgressions at the hands of rogue dwarves, are strongly encouraged to approach an Urguani official with information, so the perpetrators can be identified and punished accordingly. If delivered information is deemed crucial to the investigation, a handsome sum of minas will be in order. As a result of these crimes, The Grand King has also been informed of efforts made by Oreni authorities to ban Dwedmar people from the lands. While it is understandable that measures to prevent more crimes committed by rogue dwarves is an inevitable and sound solution, he strongly encourages the authorities to allow peaceful, law-abiding dwarves, and Urguani Officials visit the settlements without being openly assaulted and or driven off. Lastly, on behalf of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, Grand King Balek Irongut, formally apologizes for any inconveniences arisen as a result of recent hostilities. The investigation shall continue, hopefully to a fruitful end. If any more concerns should arise, you are invited to bring them up with the Grand King or his courtiers. Grand King Balek Irongut, 14th of the Deep Cold, 1514 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireheart 2777 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Franz nods, a light sigh escaping his mouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haribo 385 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Commander Arn Starbreaker grumbles. "We betta'h git ta' goy 'umans. Ta'h Grand Kingd'um of t'uh Urg'un will roise ag'an 'nd smash 'em Oren'uhs." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
User 366 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Rodrick The Scribe rushes to write this down in the proper history books. "My King! Would you like knee cushions to assist your COCK SUCKIN'!? " Rodrick quickly adds all Dwarven nobles to the shanking list! 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy 2466 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Commander Arn Starbreaker grumbles. "We betta'h git ta' goy 'umans. Ta'h Grand Kingd'um of t'uh Urg'un will roise ag'an 'nd smash 'em Oren'uhs." "Obviously this dwarf is fake. Starbreakers are extinct." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haribo 385 Share Posted July 8, 2015 "Obviously this dwarf is fake. Starbreakers are extinct." "Wot 'ah nevu'h said m'uh noime." ((dirty metagamers)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy 2466 Share Posted July 8, 2015 "Wot 'ah nevu'h said m'uh noime." ((dirty metagamers)) "I can smell Dagor's spawn from anywhere" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaDelta 969 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Rodrick The Scribe rushes to write this down in the proper history books. "My King! Would you like knee cushions to assist your COCK SUCKIN'!? " Rodrick quickly adds all Dwarven nobles to the shanking list! Finian would chuckle, since the idea of nobility would be absent among the Dwarven people, and he would just be shanking air. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotikal 2392 Share Posted July 8, 2015 (( "Sure thing balek" dormin says with a wink as he cleans HUMAN blood off his ax. ... Joke. )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Publius 4098 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Commander Arn Starbreaker grumbles. "We betta'h git ta' goy 'umans. Ta'h Grand Kingd'um of t'uh Urg'un will roise ag'an 'nd smash 'em Oren'uhs." Publius would happily stoke his beard, knowing Oren's army outnumbers its dwarven counterpart greatly, and can produce a raid without casualty despite being outnumbered 20 to 7! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dohvi 622 Share Posted August 21, 2015 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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