Quite Possibly The Latest Introduction Possible

[CowsGoMoo 267]

Hi! My name is Kenny, or... if you want to go by my minecraft username, cowsgopoo. I'm super late with this introduction thing, but hey, I've been on and off for the past two years, so that's an excuse, right? Anyways, since I'm probably going to be returning for real now, I guess I might as well introduce myself.

 

I have been on this server since... 2011, actually. Started out as a Freshmen, and now I've just graduated high school and I'm heading on over to college. Pretty spooky if you ask me. I'm going to be majoring in Psychology, and hopefully I'll also be able to minor in Statistics. I'm aiming to land a job in researching... though, teaching Psychology or Statistics as a high school teacher is also very appealing to me.

 

So you must be thinking... "Oh dang, this dude's been around since 2011? He must've done something super productive and outstanding on the server!" Nooope. I haven't held any staff positions, or really had characters of any notable standing. This donation tag isn't even from me actively contributing to the server with my money, I won it in a skin making competition. I've... just sorta been a dude, who's just sorta been around.  

 

Since I'm too lazy to type out more sentences, I'll summarize a bunch of other random stuff about myself in bullet points:

• I'm Asian, with Taiwanese parents. I know how to speak Chinese, but cannot for the life of me read or write it.
• I enjoy playing the piano. Pretty shocking, I know. I mean, an Asian guy playing piano? That never happens!!!!
• My mom wanted me to go into Art for college, but because of the space-time continuum ripping apart due to the breaking of an Asian stereotype, I saved the world by deciding to go into Psychology and Statistics instead. 
• I enjoy drawing, but I ain't nowhere as good as some of the folks here.
• My mom owns a daycare. That means my life is filled with toddlers and infants screaming, crying, laughing and slamming on stuff. It really isn't that bad though. I don't understand the hate for kids some people have. They're really just a bundle of fun. 
• I don't ever want to be a parent though. Way too much responsibility.
• I like cats, but I have a feeling I'm allergic to them.
• I took Japanese for 6 years, two years in Middle School and four years in High School. I still suck ass at it. I nearly failed the class every year, but stupidly kept taking it. I don't even watch that much anime, why the Hell did I take Japanese? I literally have no use for it, god dammit. I should've took Spanish instead. 
• I have a dog. His name is Max and he is the light of my life. 
• I live in a community that is like 60%+ Asian. My parents can get around on a daily basis without speaking a wink of English. 
• I have a lisp, because I was born with an abnormally short tongue. It isn't because I'm Asian... >:C 
• I might be going bald (curse my grandparent's genes). Which means I may shave off my hair and become a Buddhist monk soon. 
• You know how the tip of your nose usually has cartilage? Mine is really soft and flexible. Which means I can literally boop my nose into my face. It's pretty wild.
• I wear pants on a daily basis.

 

Anyways, since I've been gone so long, there's a whooole bunch of people I have not met/seen before, so it's nice meeting you all, and I hope we can meet each other in-game soon!

[The Womping Wizard 400]

Nice to meet you friend. 

[Space 2335]

you are a shining beacon of light in the otherwise dark ooc chat

[danic 352]

[Nug 2011]

hi kenny

[Princeton 396]

Hey pal! 

[kingnothing 571]

helo individual who i have indeed nvr met please love me

[Guy d'Yood of Mann 39]

Howdy, guy-who-was-around! Sheer pleasure ta meetcha.

 

 

I'll hope to see you soon in-game, lad. ^-^

[Birdnerdy 1539]

'lo

[Mankaar 166]

You appeared pretty cool up until this bullet..

 

 

 

• I wear pants on a daily basis.

 

I will not tolerate this, it's repulsive and against all of my morals please leave and never return. 

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