Free The Hobbits 859 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Another note from Bolo Willowbottom is nailed to the tavern in Willow Hollow "Hobbit Lads an' Lasses, I write today to encourage you to give up the false prophet you call Billy Bob. My friends, through the times we live in we must reject the ideas of the scheming bigguns, lest we lose our culture. The Hobbit people are gentle, we do not follow the teachings of those who lay outside the lands of Hobbiton. I plead with you all, to reject the temptation of the liars and thieves we call bigguns in order to once again prosper to be the race of kindhearted, peaceful farmers that we once were. Upon this day, 11th of Malin's Welcome, 1541 all that worship the biggun god "Billy Bob" will be mocked, their onions will never be round, and their stews will forever be saltier than they really like it to be." 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runabarn 1028 Share Posted January 7, 2016 "Billy Bob is not a prophet, nor is he a god. Worshipping him is indeed silly, but it shouldn't be an issue either. His taters are still the best." A purple elf retorts after reading the note. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Artimec reads over the proclaimation idly, methodically open-mouth chewing on a soft baked potato as he did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Druid Ouity 1461 Share Posted January 7, 2016 "The halflings should nae ferget their past. T'was only a few elven months ago they worshipped Knox an' his pumkin head." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Jandy_ 3519 Share Posted January 7, 2016 Andwise spits "Billeh Bob ain' a prophet! An' bigguns nevah worshiped him. I' was us wee folk who buil' tha' shrine to 'im and pray to him. I's you silleh Creatah worshipahs who are folliwin' teh paths o' bigguns. So qui' bein' a doofus an' let people worship whatevah they'd like in peace." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free The Hobbits 859 Author Share Posted January 7, 2016 2 minutes ago, _Jandy_ said: Andwise spits "Billeh Bob ain' a prophet! An' bigguns nevah worshiped him. I' was us wee folk who buil' tha' shrine to 'im and pray to him. I's you silleh Creatah worshipahs who are folliwin' teh paths o' bigguns. So qui' bein' a doofus an' let people worship whatevah they'd like in peace." "Ye go' a sign askin' fer 'is blessin'. Ye ain' foolin' any'un...fool" 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pr0fit 3084 Share Posted January 8, 2016 "Dat's racis'" says Tyrone Greengrow, as he squishes some grapes for his drank. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted January 8, 2016 An old halfling grumbles from a tree trunk, smoking his pipe. "Wee folk shouldn' be dabblin' in any sor'a religion. Last time we had a true un was when there was a Bishop of Dunwood. Focus on makin' yer harves' better not yer silly spiritual 'souls'." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan the epic 115 Share Posted January 8, 2016 *Binky Brambleberry mutters some words at this news. "We mus' 'ave our own religion an' no' follow a bigg'un Lie." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pr0fit 3084 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Tyrone chomps on his freshly grown watermelon, "Knox was a murderah, you would 'ave us worhsip 'im instea'? and by t'e way, "Billeh bob es a aengul, nay a prophe'." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky 0 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Finlay would sigh a moment, before speaking up. "D'a Billeh Bob dun saved maneh loives in toimes ahv need, aye 'e did bu' nuh aye sole worship 'im! T'ah statue is w'a oi believe t'ah be as a gif' 'n tanks to 'im!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPT 771 Share Posted January 8, 2016 Toto Shortstraw rumbbles about religious matters being worried about once more. Oliver smiles at the mashed potato Marshmallow Knight Greymane stomps his dread knightly boots at the worship of anyone not his good friend Knox Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elad™ 560 Share Posted August 17, 2016 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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