To Condemn the False Prophets

[Free The Hobbits 859]

Another note from Bolo Willowbottom is nailed to the tavern in Willow Hollow

 

"Hobbit Lads an' Lasses,

I write today to encourage you to give up the false prophet you call Billy Bob. My friends, through the times we live in we must reject the ideas of the scheming bigguns, lest we lose our culture. The Hobbit people are gentle, we do not follow the teachings of those who lay outside the lands of Hobbiton. I plead with you all, to reject the temptation of the liars and thieves we call bigguns  in order to once again prosper to be the race of kindhearted, peaceful farmers that we once were. Upon this day, 11^th of Malin's Welcome, 1541 all that worship the biggun god "Billy Bob" will be mocked,  their onions will never be round, and their stews will forever be saltier than they really like it to be."

[Runabarn 1028]

"Billy Bob is not a prophet, nor is he a god. Worshipping him is indeed silly, but it shouldn't be an issue either. His taters are still the best."

A purple elf retorts after reading the note.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Artimec reads over the proclaimation idly, methodically open-mouth chewing on a soft baked potato as he did.

[Wolf Druid Ouity 1461]

"The halflings should nae ferget their past. T'was only a few elven months ago they worshipped Knox an' his pumkin head."

[_Jandy_ 3519]

Andwise spits "Billeh Bob ain' a prophet! An' bigguns nevah worshiped him. I' was us wee folk who buil' tha' shrine to 'im and pray to him. I's you silleh Creatah worshipahs who are folliwin' teh paths o' bigguns. So qui' bein' a doofus an' let people worship whatevah they'd like in peace."

[Free The Hobbits 859]

2 minutes ago, _Jandy_ said:

Andwise spits "Billeh Bob ain' a prophet! An' bigguns nevah worshiped him. I' was us wee folk who buil' tha' shrine to 'im and pray to him. I's you silleh Creatah worshipahs who are folliwin' teh paths o' bigguns. So qui' bein' a doofus an' let people worship whatevah they'd like in peace."

"Ye go' a sign askin' fer 'is blessin'. Ye ain' foolin' any'un...fool"

[_pr0fit 3084]

"Dat's racis'" says Tyrone Greengrow, as he squishes some grapes for his drank.

[Heff 2460]

An old halfling grumbles from a tree trunk, smoking his pipe. "Wee folk shouldn' be dabblin' in any sor'a religion. Last time we had a true un was when there was a Bishop of Dunwood. Focus on makin' yer harves' better not yer silly spiritual 'souls'."

[Ethan the epic 115]

*Binky Brambleberry mutters some words at this news. "We mus' 'ave our own religion an' no' follow a bigg'un Lie."

[_pr0fit 3084]

Tyrone chomps on his freshly grown watermelon, "Knox was a murderah, you would 'ave us worhsip 'im instea'? and by t'e way, "Billeh bob es a aengul, nay a prophe'."

[Sky 0]

Finlay would sigh a moment, before speaking up.

 

"D'a Billeh Bob dun saved maneh loives in toimes ahv need, aye 'e did bu' nuh aye sole worship 'im! T'ah statue is w'a oi believe t'ah be as a gif' 'n tanks to 'im!"

[LPT 771]

Toto Shortstraw rumbbles about religious matters being worried about once more. 

Oliver smiles at the mashed potato 

Marshmallow Knight Greymane stomps his dread knightly boots at the worship of anyone not his good friend Knox

[Elad™ 560]

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