A goodbye.

[Noer 577]

Right, so I had like a 500 line essay for this, but I'll keep it brief because I don't think anyone cares enough to read it and I accidentally deleted all of it.

 

Joining Lord of the Craft was possibly the biggest mistake of my life.

I've wasted thousands of hours hunched over a computer complaining about pixel power, while my social life degraded around me.

After 5 long years I've finally come to the conclusion that if you are someone who gets mad about things on a Minecraft Fantasy Roleplaying server you're probably lacking a life and need to look at yourself in the mirror (cough) *maly/arteh/dwarves* (cough).

I've not made many friends on LOTC, but I'd like to say goodbye to a few lads.

 

Aislin- Always a good memer, friend. Your posts have made me laugh the most.

 

Stevie- You may have been nothing but a teamspeak admin, but you were still right about me.

 

Tom- Thanks for banning me when I was 1 for three months really appreciate it bro.

 

Yekim- A true banter bannerlord, I'll miss your memes, friend.

 

NordicGod- Im sorry, I know you disliked me, and I deserved the scolding.

 

Nalatac- You've come a long way, from being the token minority of the dwarves to the token minority of the staff. Proud of you :D

 

Yoppl- You always failed to really dedicate yourself to your projects, but considering this is a minecraft fantasy roleplaying server maybe that's a good thing. You were nice to me, and I appreciate that.

 

The Savoyards- Always a fun time bros before the schism war,  your community may have not gotten along all that well but I liked most of you.

 

Arteh- You have no idea how much **** people talk about you. Its almost uncanny on how consistent the response is right after you leave a channel, you should probably work on being a nicer person. 

 

Erik and Maur- Ayy lmao build wall Trump 2016, bye azog twins :D (but seriously, you guys are nice, albeit loud. I'd advise leaving LOTC considering how downright bad for your health it is.)

 

Imattyz- Always a pleasure, my british friend.

 

Philly- Enjoyed your avatar on teamspeak, really was quite the picture. You will be missed friendo.

 

Maly- You didn't like me, but you rants were funny and you take this WAY too seriously dude I think you need to calm down sometimes but besides that best of luck mate.

 

Craotor- I hope you get Zika Virus.

 

The Dwarves- You took me in at a point where I was arguably at my lowest, and I thank you for that no matter how much you hate me now.

 

Pureimp - Best of luck, never really got to know you, :D

 

Bagley- You ****, I wasted 60 dollars on alt accounts because of your shilling schemes to have me banned.

 

The Flays who I havent mentioned- Chuckaboo and Co., you will be missed. I enjoyed your company when I was in it.

 

VonEbs- Always liked the memes hunwald made about you.

 

Org- The carrot knight lives on in my heart forever, bro. Best of Luck.

 

Throdo-  Nice bants, good lad. As with all other vladovs, best of luck.

 

Vulcus- I hope you make some serious gains bro, ALPHA MUSTANG 4 LYF

 

Burk- "Its not gay, its just american warrior culture."- You may have not meant to be funny, but you were, and I can't judge you for that.

 

Not mentioned Messy Medieval Boys- Always a pleasure to build with you guys, great and talented builders, shame you waste your time on a building server FOR a minecraft fantasy rp server.

 

Now, to the more important responses.

 

Arzota-

 

You were the first person I met on LOTC, and therefore I think you deserve the first spot on my BIG list. I still remember the day we joined the druids, the chicken man we fought, it was all very fun. You were a great guy, and though our roads went separate ways, you'll always be a friend. I will find it sad for a time that I never really got to be friends with you again, but It was too long ago to worry aobut that now.

 

 Sincerely, a young jojoma11

 

Scipper-

 

We never were the best of friends, but we got along none the less. I'll always remember the prestige of the titles you held, King of Holm, Emperor of CARPATHIA, etc. The Denims Therving house shall live forever.

 

Adam-

 

You have always been a good friend, and your soundboard memes live on forever in my mind, may you live in peace and harmony, my Israeli friend.

 

Soren-

 

You were always a slithery, untrustworthy, decadent SLIMEBALL, but you were alright besides that I guess. Don't ever think that I won't smoke you in a rap battle again if our paths cross.

 

Alty-

 

Great friend, strong memer, and a true, noble texan. I wish you to have success in all of your endeavors, and hope to see you again one day.

 

Bungo-

 

You have made me laugh over the years so much that I perhaps would not regret joining LOTC, and I ahve the utmost repsect for you, you filthy, ragingly challenged troll.

 

Hunwald-

 

I think it wouldn't be right to not put you next to bungo, considering how close friends you are. You've always been a good friend, I hope smithtown treats you well, and I'll never forget you or anyone else whom I've mentioned. You hold a special place in my memories, your constant "REEEs" and memes have made me smile.

 

Heff-

 

You were a nice lad, however dim.

 

Fishy-

 

I will regret that I'll never hear your glorious soundboard one last time. Best wishes, Mr. Chivay Guard #26

 

Lorik-

 

Lorik on the---

 

Justin

 

Really appreciate the 3 ddos threats, friendo.

 

Kipples

 

"hwha-hwhwat thah- whwhat thah fu- whhwawhahwat thah **** mate?" - Always a pleasure, may peace be upon you, my good britbong.

 

Dibley-

 

Dibley and Tythus, if I die tonight, I want you to know that I love you. There is --- But seriously, always a pleasure, but consider leaving LOTC forever considering you're a gm on a MINECRAFT FANTASY ROLEPLAYING SERVER.

 

Altiak-

 

I regret the mistakes I have made, and none bigger than the ones I have done to you. You will be missed.

 

 

 

Well, thats it. I don't know what else to say, I've said my goodbyes, now the only thing left to do is put down the keyboard. I will miss every last one of you, some more than others, and while I should not dwell in the past, each one of your individual temperaments and demeanors will never leave me. I'm going now, and I don't think I'm coming back. So, best of luck, and I'll see you on the other side, the blazing inferno in which people who have wasted their lives like us go.

 

 

If I have not mentioned anyone whom I should have mentioned, pm me on skype at hedindunuffin and I will add you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Travista 1361]

Needs more swamp, otherwise a perfect 5/7

[Pureimp10 5691]

Oh **** I got a shoutout.

 

Sad to see you go, dude, good luck with whatever you pursue.

[lemontide331 1615]

so emotional! 

 

[*] bye bye

[justDEWit 133]

I may not know who you are, but may luck and happiness be on your side!!! Peace dude!

[nordicg_d 1847]

omg i dont dislike you, whered you get that from. 

 

mental slap on arteh btw

[Noer 577]

One last thing, before I leave.
A compilation of my favorite quotes from LOTC.

 

"Its not gay if its american warrior culture." - Burkester.

 

"Hooplah!"- Heff.

 

"Lorik, I have a question." - Scipper.

 

"***** played us like a damn fiddle!" - Robo-Fishy

 

"REEEEEEEEEE" -Steven/Jarkarll/Hunwald?

 

"Whwawja-whawhahawt-whawhat the fuhhhh- whwahwaht the **** mate?"- Kipples

 

"I'll just keep it raw"-Shelby, or... Sarah?

 

"Shut up." -Malocchio/Reina

 

"That man is NO kinsmen of mine!" - Altiak on Arteh.

 

"Oi, Romanen, Blood, this is Tythus from LORD OF THE CRAFt, are your mates there?" - Hunwald, on speaker phone to Romanen.

 

And finally....

 

"Hunwald and Bungo..... If I die tonight..... There is cum.... on my chest...." -Current Token indian Minority of the GM team (cracker)

 

 

[Birdnerdy 1539]

Farewell comrade. 

[Heff 2460]

(kissy emoji)

 

"After 5 long years I've finally come to the conclusion that if you are someone who gets mad about things on a Minecraft Fantasy Roleplaying server you're probably lacking a life and need to look at yourself in the mirror"

 

but u still get angry when u get absolutely dicked on in an eu4 game...

[Ark 2835]

I'm going to miss you griff.

[InfamousGerman 1553]

o7.

[SpookyLean 880]

You know some call jojoma the third head of azog...

[big narstie 1701]

14 minutes ago, Kid Mackin said:

 

Yekim- A true banter bannerlord, I'll miss your memes, friend.

 

 

thanks noah I love u xxxx

[mmat 7460]

xoxox

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

I am going to invade your country IRL and make you quit again

goodbye and good luck, macker. I'll see you in a few weeks (spring break?)