New Challenger Approaches!

[Sky 0]

 

Through blood drenched lands, body littered mud, and godless shrines erected to house the bodies of the many stolen lives from this world, marches a newfound crusade. As their feet press deeply into the earth below, do hundreds of men stop their defense of their precious bridge and turn to pumpkin-wearing crusaders ahead. A visible tremmer washes over all, even the veterans of war, as they are approached and without a single trade of blows, do they retreat. There, stood the leader of the Pumpkin Crusaders, two pumpkins in hand with a vigilant stableboy by his side.

 

Standing, victorious.

Ave, pumpkins.

 

[Starfelt 1437]

"Pumpkins Or Perish!"

[sean66 272]

A Deacon on the edge of the battlefield would state a silent prayer to himself that the Pumpkin Crusaders did not find where he hid.

[Pav33 101]

Oleksander claps before making his grandma's halfling pumpkin pie.

[HedgeHug 2049]

Shagarath wonders if a pie from a decapitated pumpkin like that would be equally as tasteful as arya starks pies.

[Kvasir 1121]

*posts a pumpkin scented poster next to this one* 

 

[onm224 57]

Mungo puts a pumpkin on and shouts

 

"PREISE DA PUMPKIN LAWRD!"

[Jygg 330]

Za'Kabar grimaces at the mention of pumpkins. "Nawt again."

[sneLf 314]

"Praise HIM!!" Yelled lucus joining in not knowing what's the praisings about

[KBR 2046]

2 hours ago, Finalhazard said:

Somewhere, a lich rolls over in his casket.

 

"First the halflings, now my own brethren. What an unruly mess I've made."

Somewhere a Necromancer rolls over in his bed. 

"Knox did it first, now all these halflings and Liches copy him."

[garentoft 9265]

Shivers are sent down Dirk's spine as he recalled the day he slaughtered halflings with pumpkins on their heads.

[TillTheLast 10]

*Khaalida regrets not killing the leader of these pumpkin crusaders.

[Man of Respect 5471]

Eath'Lur runs away frigtened

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