[Mart] Apache Attack Helicopter Manual

[Man of Respect 5471]

MC Name of person currently in possession of Artefact: Sandk1ng
RP Name of person currently in possession of Artefact: Eath'Lur
MC Name of creator of Artefact (N/A if not applicable): Sandk1ng
RP Name of creator of Artefact (N/A if not applicable): Eath'Lur from the future
 
Effects of Artefact:

When a button on a magical controller is pressed, the tempestcaller calls an apache attack helicopter to rain hell on its enemies. The apache attack helicopter is equipped with an arcane gem and has turbines made of real steel, man, if it has any, of course. It comes equipped with two miniguns commanded by the spirits and can shoot arcane gems at his enemies. The apache attack helicopter will come and shoot at its enemies with two machineguns from the future year of 2017, where cybering has finally became a reality to sustain the lack of brothels and the characters have internet.

 

 

 

How it works:

**** happens apache flies 2016

Red Lines of the Artefact: Homofobic people can't use the controller. Apache attack helicopter can't fight special GM beasts.

 
Do you agree to keep the MT updated on the whereabouts and ownership of the Artefact using the Magic List Errors topic?: No.
 
Have you applied for this Artefact before, and had it denied? If so, link the app: Yeah, but I don't want to link the app

[lawnmowerman 3040]

please dont give him rep hes literally not funny.

[Andustar 4143]

How dare you use my race as a marketing stunt!

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

1/7 needs work

[Jonificus 2763]

The latest sandk1ng meme hasn't yielded a single reputation point in 40 minutes. Is this the end of the Brazilian memelord's monopoly on shitposts?

[Pinochet 356]

nice meme bro

[Ethan the epic 115]

Idk bout u guys but I'm kinda into it

[Wendigo 786]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.