Kobble's Cobble Grand Opening

[Kobble 26]

Kobble’s Cobble

Grand Opening

 

Come by this Stone Thursday for the Grand Opening of Kobble’s Cobble Tavern Opening!  

 

All the free drinks that you wish, free food, and free entertainment to all those who come to the Grand Opening!

 

Come and join your fellow dwarves for a day of fun and celebration and enjoyment to your heart’s desire! Don’t miss out on all the excitement!

 

 

Kobble’s Cobble is a new tavern located within the mighty stone walls and defense of Kal’Nikaer the heart of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan. Boasting the best ale in all of Urguan, or at least the cheapest, you can drink till you’re drunk! Even if you wish to get blacked out and forget about how your wife is cheating on you or perhaps how much of a failure your son is, this is the right place for you.

 

Ever get stuck inside a mine and run out of bread or food in general? Then you tried to eat cobblestone cause you had so much you didn’t know what to do with it? Well, at Kobble’s Cobble we have perfected the art of the cobble cuisine and have tailored over a hundred ways to eat Cobblestone. So, if you’re thirsty and hungry come and stop by

 

Or maybe you’re lonely and you want to forget about how you have no friends and you’re increasingly falling into a deepening depression, just like my Uncle*A wet spot is seen on the poster here*. Kobble’s Cobble has the people just like you to mingle with and then some entertainment as well if that’s not good enough.

 

 

 

Talent Contest

In  celebration of the grand Opening of Kobble’s Cobble we will be hosting a Talent Show for anyone approved to join! Just shoot a message to Kobble Frostbeard with your name and talent and you’ll be entered! There will be judges to judge who has the best talent and a prize handed out to the winner and the runner-up!

 

((The Grand Opening will be starting at 3:00 PM est on Thursday and the Talent Contest will be starting at 3:30 PM. Send me a message on the forums with your rp name and talent and you’ll be entered.))

[Hiebe 2493]

Dwain nods at the neighbor tavern opening.

 

 

Let's hope this one lasts longer

[Algoda 885]

A random dwarf shouts from the back of the crowd

 

"Oi'm goin' tuh be tae best Dwarven comedian ever!"

The random dwarf goes home to work on his stand-up skills.

[OzYmandi 647]

A ghoul approaches the note, examining it "Can undead drink there too?"

[LadyRebecca 1050]

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