Publius 4098 Share Posted January 2, 2017 1: I am really depressed since Savoy has been destroyed and it has made me so insecure about the server's well-being that I feel I must w-hore myself out on Lord of the Craft for attention towards this post. 2: This also doubles as an important manifesto and advertisement of "The Order of Guy", a terrorist organization I lead to combat Oren in her homeworld; TeamSpeak. 3: Maly "The Maleficent" has created a cult out of the Orenian playergroup, renaming it "The Holy Orenian Empire" to help reflect this. 4: His co-conspirators, also known as "Orenian Emperors", act as junior partners in his attempt to secure his grasp on our server and become the true Lord of the Craft. 5: Savoy, the last free thinking bastion of hope within the Empire, has been slain entirely because of one misstep, and with its fall comes the necessity to wage war through OOC means; the only means that have managed to hold Oren down. 6: To destroy the pyramid scheme that has developed underneath the madman (also known as nobility) there are no positions in the Order of Guy. 7: Leadership of the Order of Guy can only be held by straight, Caucasian males. 8: We are poor on and off the server and could use financial support. 9: Also, membership is restricted to only straight, Caucasian males. 10: Those who do not like salt and vinegar chips will be refused entry out of hand. Spoiler me sad bc of lack of blood for ashford :( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonificus 2741 Share Posted January 2, 2017 What is this, James? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Publius 4098 Author Share Posted January 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, Jonificus said: What is this, James? Shut up, SHUT UP!!!! YOU ARE A TREACHEROUS LETCH AND DUNG SUCKING MORON!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonificus 2741 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Just now, pb and james said: Shut up, SHUT UP!!!! YOU ARE A TREACHEROUS LETCH AND DUNG SUCKING MORON!!! How am I a traitor, friendo... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Publius 4098 Author Share Posted January 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, Jonificus said: How am I a traitor, friendo... btw friendo-ship is revoked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vege 4804 Share Posted January 2, 2017 im a working class aracial asexual non binary gender fluid trans-masculine demiperson who hates salt and vinegar crisps who also has a poster of cracker above my bed can i still join Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonificus 2741 Share Posted January 2, 2017 uhm wow ok bringing ic into ooc real mature james geez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmat 7460 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Do you need to talk? :( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford 1996 Share Posted January 2, 2017 has shitposting gone too far? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan the epic 115 Share Posted January 2, 2017 Why is the oren capital named after a African city? Imma confused. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenchist 864 Share Posted January 2, 2017 me b4 hanukah Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ARCHITECUS 4788 Share Posted January 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Ethan the epic said: Why is the oren capital named after a African city? Imma confused. It's John's City, cretin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted January 3, 2017 now savoy knows how it felt to be adrian. except we put up a fight! and aren't gay ! and won in the end Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamoose 265 Share Posted January 3, 2017 If this thread goes down, the server goes down. @Roggvir Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wendigo 786 Share Posted March 4, 2017 Moved to the Archive. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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