AMA of a forum moderator

[KeiaTypeBeat 3284]

Oh **** waddup, I'm doing another AMA. Drop your questions down below and I'll answer them either on break or when i get done with work. I'll answer every single one of them with an unnecessary amount of detail. (for every rep I get I'll post a pic of my dog)

[Trenchist 864]

who tf made u FM

[devvy 1348]

why are you a bandwagon??

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

remind me why i have that warn again

[Archipelego 2188]

tell me about your day

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Give us a brief history of all the characters you've ever had.

[overlord2305 202]

Does anyone love me

[KeiaTypeBeat 3284]

20 hours ago, Trenchist said:

who tf made u FM

I think Trintea had a help in it. She told the managers about how badly I wanted the job. Also my very nice application could have helped, and my experience as a head forum moderator certainly didn't hurt. Or maybe I'm a part of the giant staff circle jerk. Who knows.

 

20 hours ago, Devy said:

why are you a bandwagon??

Because I crave the attention from a bunch of nerds on a roleplay server that my dad never gave to me. He left me when I was five after being in and out of my life ever since I was born. The only photograph I have of him is a newspaper clipping that shows him holding me in his arms during my first Christmas parade.

 

20 hours ago, Destroyer_Bravo said:

remind me why i have that warn again

Talk to me on skype @KiausThompson and I'll be more than happy to discuss the situation with you. I'll even take the point away if I gave it due to a misunderstanding. Alternatively, I could set up a private TOR deep web server for us to discuss in absolute privacy so no one can peep in on us. (Yeah, that's right. I know you've been watching me. You sick ****. Everything you've learned about me has been voluntarily been given to you by me. You aren't even close to learning my secrets, old man. I'm coming for you.)

 

20 hours ago, Archipelego said:

tell me about your day

I woke up, then went to high school. After taking a quiz in Forensics, I went to lit, and then I went to character ed. Afterwards, I went to my Tech School to take my Criminal Justice: Practical Law Enforcement class. We had free time for the first hour, so I watched some police vlogs. At 1:15 we had break and I ate lunch with my girlfriend. At 1:30 class started again and we watched a power point about dispatch stuff. We finished at 2:30, so I just flirted with my girlfriend for the last fifteen minutes of class. Then I got home at 3:30, posted this post at 3:50, and started work at 4. I got home at 9:30, and I texted my girlfriend until I fell asleep at 1am. So all and all it was a pretty okay day.

 

19 hours ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

Give us a brief history of all the characters you've ever had.

Millosm Lepida was my first character. I made him a year ago. When he was 22, he joined the Rurics as a soldier. When he was 23, he met a lass named Simone and they had a thing. She disappeared for a year, and that ended their thing. When Milo was 24, he met the love of his life, Lixxis. Unfortunately she was an elf and he was a human, so it wasn't okay. They got married when they were 26, she got preggos at 27, but then they were found out and the church had the baby forcefully.... removed. They split for a few years, Milo left to find himself, and he came back to Vailor when he was 34. Him and Lixxis tried to get back together, but a chain of events led her to commit Seppuku right in front of him, and she died in his arms. Millosm then became a very callous grumpy grump alcoholic. He had a few flings with a couple of women, but he never fell in love again. One of the women became preggos, and she actually gave birth to a lil girl named Cecilia when Milo was 42. Her mother disappeared after birth, and Milo was forced to take care of her all on his own. He loved the lil baby, and he dedicated the rest of his life to her. He was an amazing father, but unfortunately his life ended when he was 52. His last words were to his best friend Rosaria, which were: "After I die, I want you to stab my body a bunch of times so it doesn't look like I died from a ***** ass cough." This was in 1579. He was buried next to the love of his life, Lixxis.

 

My second character is an elf named Vas Umbra, later named Vas Umbra-Vincrute. He grew up on the streets as an orphan until being adopted at the age of 9 by Alirya Vincrute. He was very affectionate, but eventually became very chaotic with not much respect for authority. This led to many mishaps, one being him almost getting enslaved by orcs at the age of 16. He joined the Warhawkes at 18, but left them at 24 because his mother did not agree with it. He then started to date his childhood friend, Vestelle Glowsbane, at 26. They parted ways at 34 because she dissappeared and Vas assumed she left him. He was thrown into a state of depression, but met a woman at 36 who he soon fell in love with. Ves reentered his life at 38, but Vas stayed with Alavera. The two got married at 43, then had a child at 48. Vas was knocked into a coma beforehand, however, and missed 6 years of Valmir's life. Afterwards, Alavera and Vas divorced and Vas went on to begin another relationship with Vestelle. He is alive and well at the age of 64 currently.

 

My third character is Cecilia Lepida, daughter of Millosm Lepida. She loved her dad very much, and was heartbroken upon daddy's death. She's currently shelved.

 

My fourth character is Balmak-Kibol. A necromancer by the name of Nicholas ( @Parkins ily daddy) wandered over a grave site looking for a new helper. He dug up the grave of an elfess, but she was too decayed to be of good use. The grave next to her was of a soldier. The gravestone was inscribed with: “Millosm Lepida. A brave soldier, loving father, husband, and a dear friend.” The necromancer dug up the corpse, and it was usable. Using spooky  necro magic, the corpse was revived, and it was given the name Balmak-Kibol. (Red Brother, as he was wearing his Red Brother uniform during the burial. Balmak then went on to serve Nicholas with his spooky necromancer stuff. After [REDACTED], Balmak was given the task to help Nicholas find a new home for the duo while [REDACTED]. This home ended up being [REDACTED], where Balmak now resides as steward, taking the name of [REDACTED], using a [REDACTED] that he got from the Enchantry, where he once served as a guard part time while it was still open. He is undead and well at the age of 89 I think currently.

 

19 hours ago, overlord2305 said:

Does anyone love me

Love is a primal emotion used by nature to force two things. One is to protect our loved ones so that we don't become mindnumbingly crazy from lack of socialization. The next is to coerce us to mate and reproduce, thus spreading our species like a cancer on the earth.

[Vaynth 3005]

3 hours ago, KiausT (The Alpha ****) said:

I think Trintea had a help in it. She told the managers about how badly I wanted the job. Also my very nice application could have helped, and my experience as a head forum moderator certainly didn't hurt. Or maybe I'm a part of the giant staff circle jerk. Who knows.

 

T'was me. You and Trin were accepted at the same time, silly.

[KeiaTypeBeat 3284]

2 hours ago, Vaynth said:

T'was me. You and Trin were accepted at the same time, silly.

Oh yeah it was her whoops

[ski_king3 0]

Thoughts on me?

[KeiaTypeBeat 3284]

4 hours ago, ski_king3 said:

Thoughts on me?

I don't know you my fam!

[LadyRebecca 1050]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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