Mayor Vote

[overlord2305 202]

16 hours ago, A Moongazer said:

"Coming from the self-important wench who literally has no authority anywhere yet believes the whole world revolved around you, I'll be sure to inform the men of Adelburg to dispose of you so its one less disgusting creature wasting the worlds resources like a filthy verticly challenged leech." says Felix Fitch.

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"I'm sorry but, who let this mongoloid out of his room? He continues to 'mysteriously' appear wherever I do. And to boot he is now repeating my exact sentences without changing even a word. A verticly challenged aheral you say, how 'interesting' " the elfess said standing far taller than the pitifull creature

[Larry Shortoak 297]

Larry would stroll around in thought questioning the decision on this very important matter. He had uncorked an old Shortoak stout, lit his wooden pipe and began to blow out smoke rings as he began to create a list of why each should get his vote. Unfortunately, this took many, many hours based solely on the accolades of Squawks the Parrot. Shogging champion, to be... Excellent at conversations, probably... Perfect at being a parrot! He was pleased with the list that he took a nice big swig of his drink. It was the time that he got to Harold, however, he seemingly couldn't think of a single thing... Odd he thought, but nevertheless, he followed his heart's desire and voted for the only logical option due to the lists. Squawks.

And with this Larry wrote his name and his choice in the ballot box for the next Mayor of their small village.

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((Still love you Harold <3))

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

"Is Squawks t'a mayor ye'?" Madeline Applebrook would pipe as she peers through her burrow's door in thought.

[Ixli 1472]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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