Amorphbutt 199 Share Posted October 23, 2017 A new hit title sweeping the isles, updated every so often and don't you dare ask how often; Druid Tales! Tales by druids for the disgusting non-attuned populace. The first entry is given to everyone, or found in trash piles. Or in fires. First Edition Once upon a time the Four brothers were starving and then Cernunnos slapped them and Cerridwen threw jerky at their faces. "Use your [horrific word starting with an f and ending with an in] mouths for more than complaining you pieces of [word starting with sh and ending with t]," said Cerridwen, slapping them with pieces of dried, preserved meat. Then Cernunnos spoke. "Y'all're [word that starts with f and ends with being] worthless fix this [word that starts with sh and ends with t] cos y'all're gonna [word that starts with f and ends with ck] up this world, CYAAAAA." And then that's how the Aspects showed the Four Brothers a different way to use their mouths that wasn't for complaining. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jentos 9425 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Wyssek of House Wyssek, first of his name raises a brow, before continuing his pLOT against a certain Hobbit drood @gladuos Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Areln 199 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Laeth nod nods, resolving to spread the kickass word of the aspects Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Respect 5471 Share Posted October 23, 2017 "druid humour is so funny ha ha ha ha haha ha" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypoacher 8055 Share Posted October 23, 2017 "i hate druids" says mysterious druid hating man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gameingg 603 Share Posted October 24, 2017 "Uh" says Maenir Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drop Koala 332 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Next tale 'why are these druids gay' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merkaken 516 Share Posted October 25, 2017 "Ah've go' ah story. All tha' people I was attunned wif grew to become grea'ly successful ah'n now all o' 'me are dead 'er missin. Also ah'm almos' fifteh n' still ah virgin ahn lots o' m' animal companions died." Popo smiles and nods, hiding his super duper deep totally not edgy inner turmoil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorale__ 2147 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chorale__ 2147 Share Posted December 7, 2017 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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