The Stolt Standard - Vol 6

[NolandTheNovice 276]

 

 

[Monkee 7369]

"Ah, finally," nods Aelthir from his distant pilgrimage. "As always, an accurate work of professional journalism."

[Lark 2227]

Derrick Bell has the following reaction upon somehow getting a copy:

[Willy6001 128]

"What a wonderful, completely accurate work of artistic beauty." Sulien said to herself after buying her own copy of the paper "I certainly hope they continue to publish more so that they can spread the truth." 

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

"A shame what happened to the artist." Hanasun said as his eyes narrowed on the column. "A damn shame." He shook his head, then throwing it into a dumpster fire to keep him warm.

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

"Ah the Stolt Standard my favourite magazine, soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent." remarks the High Prince

[NolandTheNovice 276]

On July 8, 2018 at 3:22 PM, Will (TauFirewarrior) said:

"Ah the Stolt Standard my favourite magazine, soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent." remarks the High Prince

We apologize, *Insert name of  valued customer here*, that you may have found this edition to be *Insert reason for disgruntlement here*. Here at The Stolt Standard ©, we strive for an educational experience of extreme accuracy and the highest utmost regard for you, *Insert name of  valued customer here*. We will take your comment into deep consideration and we hope that we did not lose you as a valued customer.

 

Furthermore, we at the Stolt Standard highly value a sense of creativity and originality in all aspects of life, this being said, I represent all of the Stolt'aroloths in saying that we send our deepest condolences for your condition.

 

Furthermore furthermore, as before, we at the Stolt Standard very much recommend the use of a bidet.

[osumanduas 1442]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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