Masquerade At The Uialben Estate

[CanadianKiwiFlight 1901]

[!] The following crudely written poster would have been postered everywhere. Krugmar, Marna, Hanese, Dominion, Any widely known land would have gotten this poster, along with being hammered on random trees, wooden posts, and even a couple on the back of a donkey... which looked painful for the donkey.

 

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CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE INVITED!

 

INVITED TO WHAT YOU MAY ASK? Well.. The Uialben family is having a party, and invites ALL OF ATLAS.

YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT, YOU ARENT ONE OF THOSE BRAIN DAMAGE PEOPLE. WE INVITE ALL OF ATLAS. That includes Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs, Kha, Wizard Things, Whatever the ****, Slime people, Tentacle Things, YOU NAME IT, YOU'RE INVITED!

 

Now you may be asking.. "Holy ****, what have I been DOING with my life up until this very moment?", and you would be correct. Your life was a completely boring clusterfuck up until this very moment, because the UIALBEN FAMILY knows how to run an event like no other! We don't do all that sappy boring religious bullshit here, instead we make sure to live life to its FULLEST and we're planning on doing that!

 

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WHAT WILL BE GOING ON:

Well you may be asking me, "Mister, why the **** should I show up? This sounds like another Dominion party snooze-fest, and I don't wanna be around abuncha fuckin' other races. They're gross and stink and yada yada yad-" WELL I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED!

 

• A MULTITUDE OF DRINKS WILL BE PROVIDED, FOR THE WEAK AND STRONG TO TACKLE!
• A BUSTLING CROWD, FULL OF PEOPLE LOOKING FOR LOVE FOR ALL THOSE SINGLE MEN OUT THERE! ❤️
• FIGHTING PITS FOR MEN TO SHOW OFF THIER STRONG PROWESS TOWARDS THE TISPY LADIES LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME!
• A ******* FIGHT TO THE ******* DEATH.
• BUSTLING ENTERTAINMENT, WITH A SPECIAL GUEST BARD, WHOSE ON HIS WAY TO BEING THE BEST BARD IN ALL OF ATLAS.
• FREE ROOMS AT THE INN FOR SELECT PARTY GO-ERS. AS WE CANNOT GAREUNTEE YOU'LL MAKE IT HOME!
• THE BEST BATH-HOUSE IN ALL OF ATLAS, SPONSORED BY THE FMG.
• FAMOUS PEOPLE FROM ALL OVER THE REALM THAT WILL BE GATHERING.. (if they show up)
• A DANCE IN THE DEPTHS OF THE UIALBEN CATACOMBS.

AND SO MUCH MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

 

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WARNING:

The Uialben Estate is its own settlement, and humble abode, as a result, our laws is that we have only 1 Rule.

DO NOT. ATTACK. A UIALBEN.

As there will not be guards at this party, should we see someone attacking a Uialben at the party, someone will simply yell "500 MINA REWARD ON THE MAN IN BLUE" and the first person to bring their head to the host, gets a nice chunk of cash.*

*This treatment also applies for anyone the host would deem as a VIP

 

The only way the Uialben Estate is going to be able to keep you safe in any possible way, is if you wear a mask. We recommend that any and all guests wear a mask, because then once you come inside, we will all be equals enjoying a good time. This is NOT a Masquerade Ball, you're not FORCED to wear one, it is just HIGHLY. HIGHLY. advised. Wearing a mask will help you enjoy a better time at this event, and adds to the.. "Mysterious" whimsy I suppose~.

 

OTHER WARNINGS INCLUDE: (Dont touch the foxes to much, they bite. We have a problem with dead rising sometimes, but im sure nothing like that will happen during the party. Certain Uialbens punch very easily, if a Uialben tries to start a fight with you, you'll probably get a bounty on your head. The well is very deep, and drowns lots of people, swimming in it is not a good idea. Certain parts of the estate are structurally unstable.. so if you hear a crack, may wanna move.)

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TIME, PLACE, DATE. (( OOC Info ))

 I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE ALL OF YOUR LOVELY FACES THERE, AS I PROMISE, IT'S GUNNA BE A GOOD TIME! THE DIRECTIONS TO THE ESTATE ARE SIMPLE, COME HERE! (( -1100, 1000 )) ON THIS DAY (( Friday, August 31st )) AT THIS TIME (( 4PM EST )) AND TRUST ME, YOU'LL BE SOOOO HAPPY THAT YOU SHOWED UP, THAT YOU'LL NEVER WANNA LEAVE!

 

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, YOU CAN ASK ANY FMG OFFICAL, OR THE HOST: MYSTERY UIALBEN

FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US FOR ANY IDEAS, SUGGESTIONS, OFFERS, OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU MAY WANNA PITCH TO US.

(( Yes, if you have any questions, either PM Mystery_Uialben or Known_Fenfir on LOTC, OR DM Mystery#1104 on Discord ))

 

However now, I must prepare for your arrival! Thank you for your time.. after all, we party so hard, that sometimes we rise the dead to enjoy the times!

 

Oh.. and PS. If you're a Marna citizen, and you know who I am.. Feel free to come, I wont be throwning ANYONE out.

 

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SIGNED: MYSTERY UIALBEN.

[MCVDK 2830]

Jadron Silvervein would give a light huff upon seeing these notes, shaking hus he’sd slowly as he’d say in a rather calm voice “W’at a fuckin’ terrible idea, ter invite all o’ t’ose w’om be in war n’ conflict, gives em one ‘ell o’ a c’ance ter murder t’e **** outa eac’ ot’er” upon saying this he’d turn away from the poster and head back towards Kaz’Ulrah.

[Sapphire_The_Fox 3]

man can't wait to see what happens

[Britannicvs 2508]

4 minutes ago, MCVDK said:

Jadron Silvervein would give a light huff upon seeing these notes, shaking hus he’sd slowly as he’d say in a rather calm voice “W’at a fuckin’ terrible idea, ter invite all o’ t’ose w’om be in war n’ conflict, gives em one ‘ell o’ a c’ance ter murder t’e **** outa eac’ ot’er” upon saying this he’d turn away from the poster and head back towards Kaz’Ulrah.

“Sounds like ah propah fucken rave!” Dwifur Goldhand grinned to Jadron next to him.

[juggarNOTtoday 12]

Elitesy Pierce, walking out of her room, sees the walls of the inn covered in these posters. She shakes her head, chuckles softly, and walks out of the inn. The  walls and houses within the Uialben Estate are covered as well.

"Well.. I'm guessin' I gotta start helpin'!"

[LithiumSedai 5750]

[!] A formal response is delivered to Uialben Estate, bearing a familiar sigil depicting a crimson raven!

 

 

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TO MYSTERY UIALBEN OF THE UIALBEN FAMILY, OWNER OF UIALBEN ESTATE, SENNTISTEN SERIAL KILLER: 

 

Regarding your cordial invitation to the Uialben Estate Masquerade, and our confirmation of attendance:

 

No.

 

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GOTT MIT UNS

??? ?????? ℜ????? ??? ???????? ??? ℜ??????

JAN SIGMAR, Knight of Alstreim and Renatus, Keeper of the Blood Chalice, Savior of Sutica

 

????????? ?????????? ??????????? ???? ??? ????????

Doctor-Detective LAETHESIA ELVERHILIN THYLSEALAES, Lady of Alstreim

 

[Skyrunner 257]

Utaria Helenson would look at Mystery while he explains this to her. She would snicker, but it would quickly rolling into a chuckle. Suddenly, she would pause.

 

"Ya are being serious aren't ya? The 'Castello's alone are gonna skewer ya like ya are a roast. Not t' mention getting Orcs and Elves in the same room. Ya are crazy!"

 

With her final declaration, she hangs her jaw open. Her eyes would then shift downward as she slowly closes her mouth. Stating simply,

 

"Though, a dance would be nice ya know..."

[Narthok 10416]

"Maybe if these fuckin long ears didn't steal my gad dang taters 'n wheat" Thoromir would proclaim shaking his fist

 

[AnimeWolf0080 1509]

I can't wait to go!!! this is going to be so much fun.

[gamer124 339]

“Haven’t you been executed multiple times? Maybe you should change your name to Undead Uialben, would be far more fitting.” says Robert

[Honkers 1]

Coming from her underground room, Zofia would notice all of the flyers around the estate and grin.

"Guess I need to start cooking!" She'd head back downstairs to continue shady business and make food.

[Chimp 528]

"These people are a hoax, their house head is a known serial murderer in Sennisten. Eh has been caught and beheaded many times already which leads us to believe that they 'r all spooks or spook makers. To anyone who plans to attend, be warned they may use you as sacrifice to their paganite spook god."

[Jerome Jonsaeus 169]

"This seems fun. It's good to have a get away from all of the everyday bullshit in the Sultanate and relax. This seems nice." Amias would say reading poster.

[Unwillingly 18096]

"... What did I just read?" the Princess asks.

[Morigung-oog 5697]

"Mother, look." The snow elf called out to her beloved mum, Tinuviel, motioning to the letter that sat upon the desk in the living room of Atmorice manor. "It's from that crazed lunatic that keeps coming into Fenn, and his daughter. He invited dear Aelthir as a guest. Imagine him in fancy pantaloons and a mask." With that, Kat broke out into a small giggle, her ears flicking about in a humored manner. @countessem (Sakura)