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(( For context, this was made as a jokey diss track towards Suticans from my chars point of view. Everyone mentioned in this song is someone I enjoy, and no offense is meant by the concept. I would hope that this isn’t taken off the forums, as no sincere insults are meant towards anyone in the song, and overall it’s just suppose to be a lighthearted dumb RP idiocrasy post. ))


Mystery Uialben would begin the march towards the Sutican gates, the elven suit lad would take a deep breath as he knows what he is about to get into.. his palms are sweaty already and he’s nervous, something something.. as he casually looks about the gigantic towering stone walls surrounding Sutica. A deep conflict has entered the elf’s heart.. maybe sincerely, or most likely because he’s a dumbass. Either way, him and his fellow children bring along an instrumental, and start blurting out to the Suticans.





HEY, i’m tired of this bullshit eh? Guess it's time for Mystery to pull out his biggest weapon.. Ain't need fire evo.. when ya got hot bars.


Sutica is nothing but a city full of inbreds.

From the mages to the sages to my buddy Hiren

I wish that this place had some actually known government

But like, where the hell is even ******* Hareven?

I guess I could see a reason for the plant grotto

But then, Why does Sutica even still HAVE Squish’s cargo

I feel like everyone just speaks like ******* Dargo

“Vhats wrong Meesteree, do yew want tew fuckeeng GO?!” WHOOPS uuuuh

Lets get back to Mystery..

Since my antics give you all some ******* funny history.

If it wasn’t for my intriguing nice sinistry.

Your nation would be a state neverending boring misery.

Hanging with my wife on the last saints day.

I noticed a kimono trap orc.. that's rather gay.

That **** scares me to unknown levels of dismay,

And it's definitely not in the ‘ha ha’ funny way    


Let's take a look at some of the prized citizens

Furry things, dark creatures, and even ******* Thanians.

I find it mind boggling that the Empire would ever wanna win,

This piece of a **** from you raging magic hazbins.

I'm so glad that we invited all the Kharajyr,

Now we can mix cats with all the furry kinky sutic-queers.

Can we just adhere and be crystal clear..

That ******* animals really shouldn’t be ALLOWED HERE.

“Oh, but this is city full of progress!”

I really didn’t ask for your opinion Misses Eris.

“HEY! Maybe it’s just because you’re a ******* mess.”

Ah yes i'm sure you gigantic white knight clitoris.

But just possibly, it’s because im the ******* BEST.

I get dark elf breasts from my lady baby Tess,

The girl who I wear like a sweater vest,

And that’d **** a cactus before letting you into her cuckoo’s nest       


OH but wait let me not forget Lily Anarion,

My lovely daughter and Princess of all Suticans,

Who dates a dumb dwed by the name of Helensons,

Despite the fact they’re getting couped..  by WALDENIANS!

So cmon Princess, recognize the Uialbens,

/Especially since we’re ½ your active nation’s population/.

Lily bend the knee to your lovely adoptive parent!

You nothing more than a street *****, and that’s apparent.


All your citizens commit to is heinous crime,

While your reputation is on the ground you claim you’re in your prime.

Alright Lily, I think it’s way past your bedtime,

Here, have some ointment so you don’t turn out like Oshiem.

Afterall I don't want to have my hot rhymes,

Burn you as after all that wouldn’t be so sincerely sublime.

“HEY, at least this rap doesn’t get you charged with a war crime!”

Ughhh, guess your right, Sutica isn’t the BIGGEST nation grime.

Alright, calm down everyone.. i’ll take a break.

Afterall I guess Sutica doesn’t burn elves by the stake.

And we have lots of badass things like old rattlesnakes.

And finally got rid of the old Princess beefcake...


Haha, beefcake.. More like a stomach ache to be honest.. Blegh.. Welp I guess that’s it for now. MC-MYST OUT!  


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Okay, this is epic.

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rap is like a mountain, white at the top, good work bro!

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Just now, Flamelynx said:

rap is like a mountain, white at the top, good work bro!


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Wow this is Genius.

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