Enough is enough.

[MangoArt 399]

HERE ARE MY ALLITERATIVE SYNONYMS FOR BIG BOI...

 

 

LARGE LAD

GRAND GARCON 

MASSIVE MALE CHILD

OVERSIZED OVARYLESS OFFSPRING

SIZABLE SEMEN PRODUCT

 

 

In conclusion, your dog is all of the above.

[Whiplash 466]

3 hours ago, rukio said:

Your dog is overweight. Put him on a diet and give him more exercise. Animal obesity isn’t cute. It’s cruelty.

[khovend 229]

my parrot is cuter 

[SpodoKaiba 612]

9 minutes ago, MangoArt said:

GRAND GARCON 

my personal favorite

[amyselia 2962]

3 hours ago, rukio said:

Your dog is overweight. Put him on a diet and give him more exercise. Animal obesity isn’t cute. It’s cruelty.

r/woosh

[Parkins 550]

4 hours ago, rukio said:

Your dog is overweight. Put him on a diet and give him more exercise. Animal obesity isn’t cute. It’s cruelty.

I’ve walked him a lot, and seen him go on hour long runs, he gets exercise daily lmao.

[claireanne 191]

3 hours ago, rukio said:

Your dog is overweight. Put him on a diet and give him more exercise. Animal obesity isn’t cute. It’s cruelty.

Hi there! Thank you for your concern over my dog. This was meant as a satirical post, modeled after Whip’s masterpiece he posted yesterday.

However, due to your claims that my dog is, in fact, overweight, it seems you’re misinformed about the proper weight distribution in dogs.

One tell-tale way to tell your dog is overweight is their ribcage, and how the weight is distributed in that area. 

As you can see, the ideal dog has some weight around the ribcage area, which causes an indent on the stomach just after where the ribs end. A heavy dog lacks definition in this area, and on an underweight dog you can see each individual rib. Now, let’s look at my dog.

As you can (hopefully) see, my dog does, in fact, have definition around that area.

Another reason why you may have thought that my dog is overweight is due to the fact that the skin around his neck rolls. I can’t deny it, it’s true, but this is due to the fact that the hair on his neck is longer than the rest of his body, and he has loose skin around that area. We’re not sure why, but evidently it’s completely normal for his breed.

Despite the way he looks, he only weighs 16-18 pounds, which is well within the healthy limit for his breed and size. 

Furthermore, he is walked daily, for 30 minutes to an hour. He has plenty of room in our house to run around and play, and does so often. He is an active dog, and the veterinarian (yes, a certified animal medical professional) has commended us on how well we’ve kept him at a healthy weight.

Thank you for your concerns, but they are misplaced. Please do your research before you accuse someone of animal cruelty. We love our dog, and we’re doing everything we can to make sure he’s a happy and healthy pup.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

19 minutes ago, claireanne said:

 

haha he fat l o  l  gottem

 

[claireanne 191]

2 minutes ago, SpodoKaiba said:

haha he fat l o  l  gottem

 

You’re next Spod

[rukio 8924]

17 minutes ago, claireanne said:

Hi there! Thank you for your concern over my dog. This was meant as a satirical post, modeled after Whip’s masterpiece he posted yesterday.

However, due to your claims that my dog is, in fact, overweight, it seems you’re misinformed about the proper weight distribution in dogs.

One tell-tale way to tell your dog is overweight is their ribcage, and how the weight is distributed in that area. 

As you can see, the ideal dog has some weight around the ribcage area, which causes an indent on the stomach just after where the ribs end. A heavy dog lacks definition in this area, and on an underweight dog you can see each individual rib. Now, let’s look at my dog.

As you can (hopefully) see, my dog does, in fact, have definition around that area.

Another reason why you may have thought that my dog is overweight is due to the fact that the skin around his neck rolls. I can’t deny it, it’s true, but this is due to the fact that the hair on his neck is longer than the rest of his body, and he has loose skin around that area. We’re not sure why, but evidently it’s completely normal for his breed.

Despite the way he looks, he only weighs 16-18 pounds, which is well within the healthy limit for his breed and size. 

Furthermore, he is walked daily, for 30 minutes to an hour. He has plenty of room in our house to run around and play, and does so often. He is an active dog, and the veterinarian (yes, a certified animal medical professional) has commended us on how well we’ve kept him at a healthy weight.

Thank you for your concerns, but they are misplaced. Please do your research before you accuse someone of animal cruelty. We love our dog, and we’re doing everything we can to make sure he’s a happy and healthy pup.

Vets often worry about offending dog owners and compared to most, yes, he’s definitely closer to a healthy weight. He still falls under a 4 based on that chart and the pictures you posted, no definition from above and you can’t see his side on that last pic, its very covered but that’s fine. In the original there’s no definition around the hip area when he’s laying down. He’s a house dog, not a working dog I suppose. You do you. It’s not cute though. Not going to continue this, don’t really care about you or your dog aside from animals being overweight not being cute.

[claireanne 191]

2 minutes ago, rukio said:

Vets often worry about offending dog owners and compared to most, yes, he’s definitely closer to a healthy weight. He still falls under a 4 based on that chart and the pictures you posted, no definition from above and you can’t see his side on that last pic, its very covered but that’s fine. In the original there’s no definition around the hip area when he’s laying down. He’s a house dog, not a working dog I suppose. You do you. It’s not cute though. Not going to continue this, don’t really care about you or your dog aside from animals being overweight not being cute.

Our vet told us straight up when we got him that he was overweight. The shelter fed him too much, and he ate every last bit of what they gave him.

I’m sorry I don’t have pictures of my dog’s profile, you’re gonna have to trust me on this one.

At the end of the day, you don’t know me, and you don’t know my dog. We pamper our dog and give him the absolute best, while also making sure he maintains a healthy weight. So before you come at me telling me that I’m abusing my dog, do some research. Maybe go to veterinary school! I can guarantee you that they would tell you exactly what I’m telling you right now: Ollie is not a chonker. 

[_krug_ 247]

5 minutes ago, claireanne said:

I can guarantee you that they would tell you exactly what I’m telling you right now: Ollie is not a chonker. 

He c h o n k

 

Just a healthy chonker

[Drunken Mutt 172]

3 hours ago, claireanne said:

Our vet told us straight up when we got him that he was overweight. The shelter fed him too much, and he ate every last bit of what they gave him.

I’m sorry I don’t have pictures of my dog’s profile, you’re gonna have to trust me on this one.

At the end of the day, you don’t know me, and you don’t know my dog. We pamper our dog and give him the absolute best, while also making sure he maintains a healthy weight. So before you come at me telling me that I’m abusing my dog, do some research. Maybe go to veterinary school! I can guarantee you that they would tell you exactly what I’m telling you right now: Ollie is not a chonker. 

You dare compare a veterinarian to Rukio’s expertise? Maybe we should be calling pet protective services.

[dard 756]

4 hours ago, rukio said:

Vets often worry about offending dog owners and compared to most, yes, he’s definitely closer to a healthy weight. He still falls under a 4 based on that chart and the pictures you posted, no definition from above and you can’t see his side on that last pic, its very covered but that’s fine. In the original there’s no definition around the hip area when he’s laying down. He’s a house dog, not a working dog I suppose. You do you. It’s not cute though. Not going to continue this, don’t really care about you or your dog aside from animals being overweight not being cute.

 

wrong. stick to rats

[rukio 8924]

4 hours ago, Dardonas said:

 

wrong. stick to rats

I would, but you keep escaping your cage.