MangoArt 399 Share Posted January 24, 2019 HERE ARE MY ALLITERATIVE SYNONYMS FOR BIG BOI... LARGE LAD GRAND GARCON MASSIVE MALE CHILD OVERSIZED OVARYLESS OFFSPRING SIZABLE SEMEN PRODUCT In conclusion, your dog is all of the above. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiplash 466 Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 hours ago, rukio said: Your dog is overweight. Put him on a diet and give him more exercise. Animal obesity isn’t cute. It’s cruelty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
khovend 229 Share Posted January 24, 2019 my parrot is cuter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpodoKaiba 612 Share Posted January 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, MangoArt said: GRAND GARCON my personal favorite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
amyselia 2962 Share Posted January 24, 2019 3 hours ago, rukio said: Your dog is overweight. Put him on a diet and give him more exercise. Animal obesity isn’t cute. It’s cruelty. r/woosh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkins 550 Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 hours ago, rukio said: Your dog is overweight. Put him on a diet and give him more exercise. Animal obesity isn’t cute. It’s cruelty. I’ve walked him a lot, and seen him go on hour long runs, he gets exercise daily lmao. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
claireanne 191 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 hours ago, rukio said: Your dog is overweight. Put him on a diet and give him more exercise. Animal obesity isn’t cute. It’s cruelty. Hi there! Thank you for your concern over my dog. This was meant as a satirical post, modeled after Whip’s masterpiece he posted yesterday. However, due to your claims that my dog is, in fact, overweight, it seems you’re misinformed about the proper weight distribution in dogs. One tell-tale way to tell your dog is overweight is their ribcage, and how the weight is distributed in that area. As you can see, the ideal dog has some weight around the ribcage area, which causes an indent on the stomach just after where the ribs end. A heavy dog lacks definition in this area, and on an underweight dog you can see each individual rib. Now, let’s look at my dog. As you can (hopefully) see, my dog does, in fact, have definition around that area. Another reason why you may have thought that my dog is overweight is due to the fact that the skin around his neck rolls. I can’t deny it, it’s true, but this is due to the fact that the hair on his neck is longer than the rest of his body, and he has loose skin around that area. We’re not sure why, but evidently it’s completely normal for his breed. Despite the way he looks, he only weighs 16-18 pounds, which is well within the healthy limit for his breed and size. Furthermore, he is walked daily, for 30 minutes to an hour. He has plenty of room in our house to run around and play, and does so often. He is an active dog, and the veterinarian (yes, a certified animal medical professional) has commended us on how well we’ve kept him at a healthy weight. Thank you for your concerns, but they are misplaced. Please do your research before you accuse someone of animal cruelty. We love our dog, and we’re doing everything we can to make sure he’s a happy and healthy pup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpodoKaiba 612 Share Posted January 25, 2019 19 minutes ago, claireanne said: haha he fat l o l gottem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
claireanne 191 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, SpodoKaiba said: haha he fat l o l gottem You’re next Spod Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukio 8924 Share Posted January 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, claireanne said: Hi there! Thank you for your concern over my dog. This was meant as a satirical post, modeled after Whip’s masterpiece he posted yesterday. However, due to your claims that my dog is, in fact, overweight, it seems you’re misinformed about the proper weight distribution in dogs. One tell-tale way to tell your dog is overweight is their ribcage, and how the weight is distributed in that area. As you can see, the ideal dog has some weight around the ribcage area, which causes an indent on the stomach just after where the ribs end. A heavy dog lacks definition in this area, and on an underweight dog you can see each individual rib. Now, let’s look at my dog. As you can (hopefully) see, my dog does, in fact, have definition around that area. Another reason why you may have thought that my dog is overweight is due to the fact that the skin around his neck rolls. I can’t deny it, it’s true, but this is due to the fact that the hair on his neck is longer than the rest of his body, and he has loose skin around that area. We’re not sure why, but evidently it’s completely normal for his breed. Despite the way he looks, he only weighs 16-18 pounds, which is well within the healthy limit for his breed and size. Furthermore, he is walked daily, for 30 minutes to an hour. He has plenty of room in our house to run around and play, and does so often. He is an active dog, and the veterinarian (yes, a certified animal medical professional) has commended us on how well we’ve kept him at a healthy weight. Thank you for your concerns, but they are misplaced. Please do your research before you accuse someone of animal cruelty. We love our dog, and we’re doing everything we can to make sure he’s a happy and healthy pup. Vets often worry about offending dog owners and compared to most, yes, he’s definitely closer to a healthy weight. He still falls under a 4 based on that chart and the pictures you posted, no definition from above and you can’t see his side on that last pic, its very covered but that’s fine. In the original there’s no definition around the hip area when he’s laying down. He’s a house dog, not a working dog I suppose. You do you. It’s not cute though. Not going to continue this, don’t really care about you or your dog aside from animals being overweight not being cute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
claireanne 191 Author Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, rukio said: Vets often worry about offending dog owners and compared to most, yes, he’s definitely closer to a healthy weight. He still falls under a 4 based on that chart and the pictures you posted, no definition from above and you can’t see his side on that last pic, its very covered but that’s fine. In the original there’s no definition around the hip area when he’s laying down. He’s a house dog, not a working dog I suppose. You do you. It’s not cute though. Not going to continue this, don’t really care about you or your dog aside from animals being overweight not being cute. Our vet told us straight up when we got him that he was overweight. The shelter fed him too much, and he ate every last bit of what they gave him. I’m sorry I don’t have pictures of my dog’s profile, you’re gonna have to trust me on this one. At the end of the day, you don’t know me, and you don’t know my dog. We pamper our dog and give him the absolute best, while also making sure he maintains a healthy weight. So before you come at me telling me that I’m abusing my dog, do some research. Maybe go to veterinary school! I can guarantee you that they would tell you exactly what I’m telling you right now: Ollie is not a chonker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_krug_ 247 Share Posted January 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, claireanne said: I can guarantee you that they would tell you exactly what I’m telling you right now: Ollie is not a chonker. He c h o n k Just a healthy chonker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drunken Mutt 172 Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 hours ago, claireanne said: Our vet told us straight up when we got him that he was overweight. The shelter fed him too much, and he ate every last bit of what they gave him. I’m sorry I don’t have pictures of my dog’s profile, you’re gonna have to trust me on this one. At the end of the day, you don’t know me, and you don’t know my dog. We pamper our dog and give him the absolute best, while also making sure he maintains a healthy weight. So before you come at me telling me that I’m abusing my dog, do some research. Maybe go to veterinary school! I can guarantee you that they would tell you exactly what I’m telling you right now: Ollie is not a chonker. You dare compare a veterinarian to Rukio’s expertise? Maybe we should be calling pet protective services. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dard 756 Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 hours ago, rukio said: Vets often worry about offending dog owners and compared to most, yes, he’s definitely closer to a healthy weight. He still falls under a 4 based on that chart and the pictures you posted, no definition from above and you can’t see his side on that last pic, its very covered but that’s fine. In the original there’s no definition around the hip area when he’s laying down. He’s a house dog, not a working dog I suppose. You do you. It’s not cute though. Not going to continue this, don’t really care about you or your dog aside from animals being overweight not being cute. wrong. stick to rats Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukio 8924 Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Dardonas said: wrong. stick to rats I would, but you keep escaping your cage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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