A MISSIVE TO HAELUN'OR

[OrenIntelligence 18]

 

A MISSIVE TO HAELUN’OR

12^th of Horen’s Calling, the Year of Our LORD, 1747.

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Deck the walls with elves - we’re mingy, fa la la la la la la la!

 

‘Tis the season to be cringy, Fa la la la la la la la!

Don we now our striped apparel, Fa la la la la la la la!

Purge the high race which is sterile, Fa la la la la la la la!

 

See the blazing blade before us, Fa la la la la la la la!

Strike the Helf before they bore us, Fa la la la la la la la!

 

Follow me in pious measure, Fa la la la la la la la!

Seeing their ears gives us displeasure, Fa la la la la la la la!

 

Can’t fend off the Orenian masses, Fa la la la la la la la!

Hail Owyn, helf lads and lasses, Fa la la la la la la la!

Helven bodies burn in the nether! Fa la la la la la la la!

Our helmets have two big feathers, Fa la la la la la la la!

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TO THE WORLD UNDOERS OF HAELUN’OR,

 

Imperial Diplomacy has failed, thus Kaedreni Diplomacy shall prevail.

Every available opportunity which the Department of Intelligence receives to accost your tiny, isolated city, the Department of Intelligence shall take. If the gates are shut, we shall secure the roads. Should the roads be polluted, we shall purify them.

 

This is the cost of insulting our divine Emperor and attempting to undo the world. It is not humanity’s fault that it will always be a great deal purer than your own meddling sub-race. A sub-race in such disrepair and of little esteem that I might consider those of Snow-Elven blood to represent it better than yourselves. You will never become one with God as Godfrey had. Accept it!

 

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Sincerely Yours,

The Department of Intelligence

[BonesOfTheEarth 2252]

Nice

[ferdaboy 3488]

10 minutes ago, OrenIntelligence said:

If the gates are shut, we shall secure the roads.

Titus snickers as he reads the missive in his home, “They say they’ll meet them in battle, yet they cower in their cities praying to God that the war does not follow through!”.

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[pkdon 2045]

Nehtamo Seregon would chuckle, seeing the Kaedrini apes flounder around the citizen door hall after being stuck for 15 elven minutes. “Good to see the Kaedrini military tactics in action. Shame their 6 couldnt kill ALL 3 of us! How honestly pathetic...”

 

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gg I guess, was a 3v6 tho . one of us didnt have armour either?

 

[Valaryon 513]

 

 

 

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To sum this post: Kaedrin kills 1 helf and 1 human from Helena btw

 

[argonian 14254]

“I fear the night, because Hadrian Kaedrian doesn’t.” the Beet Knight remarks, peering past his curtains. 

[Taketheshot 3834]

1 hour ago, pkdon said:

Nehtamo Seregon would chuckle, seeing the Kaedrini apes flounder around the citizen door hall after being stuck for 15 elven minutes. “Good to see the Kaedrini military tactics in action. Shame their 6 couldnt kill ALL 3 of us! How honestly pathetic...”

 

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gg I guess, was a 3v6 tho . one of us didnt have armour either?

 

Henri Stanton would chuckle, seeing the elven rat skitter behind a series of sixteen iron doors to escape one guy. “Good to see Helven door tactics in action. Shame he couldnt face us! How honestly pathetic...” 

 

[pkdon 2045]

12 hours ago, Taketheshot said:

Henri Stanton would chuckle, seeing the elven rat skitter behind a series of sixteen iron doors to escape one guy. “Good to see Helven door tactics in action. Shame he couldnt face us! How honestly pathetic...” 

 

“I do recall at least 3 Kaedrini stuck in the hall. Though Im sure their limited intelligence will hinder their recollection of events.”