Ah Kall vor Znagagoth

[Mannamannaa 1626]

[!] A large missive can be seen upon the Krugmar Notice Board in heavy, crude text [!]

Ah Kall vor Znagagoth

[!] A colorized depiction of a possible Snagagoth berating an unseen snaga. [!]

Tu awl bruddahz agh ziztahz uv Krug:

Dah rexdom uv Krugmar iz en need uv ah nu Znagagoth! Vor tu lowng ‘av owur veeldz agh mynz unly bin werk’d by owur own ‘andz, vor tu lowng ‘av znagaz gon’ witnub mazturz ohr dizziplin, agh dah nu Rex iz zimplee tyurd uv et! Iv lat gruks lat kan git znagaz, keepz dem, agh mayntayn dem, dehn diz iz dah werk vor lat! Lyk mozt leedurzhyp pozizhunz, et wihl bi dizydid bai ah bub’hozh klomp, az eny tazkmaztur wihl need dah strength uv Krug tu keep dah weekur azhz bound vor znagadom en lyne. Dah klomp wihl bi en dah Tavurn Klompin’ Pit own dah Azhty-H’futh’th (XIX) dey uv dah Azht Zeed. Blah wit Rex Azhug’Gorkil ohr owur Dominuz Rug’bruh Rax tu be ahn ovvishul kontindur vor dah pozizhun!

[OOC: Translation and Information below]

Spoiler

To all brothers and sisters of Krug:
The Rexdom of Krugmar is in need of a new Snagagoth! For too long have our fields and mines only been worked by our own hands, for too long have snagas gone without masters or discipline, and the new Rex is simply tired of it! If you think you can get snagas, keep them, and maintain them, then this is the work for you! Like most leadership positions, it will be decided by a grand klomp, as any taskmaster will need the strength of Krug to keep the weaker ones bound for snaga-dom in line. The klomp will be in the tavern fighting pit on the 19th day of the First Seed. Talk with Rex Azhug’Gorkil or our Dominus Rug’bruh Rax to be an official contender for the position!
This event will take place at 19:00 or 7PM EST on Friday the 14th of May, 2021.

Signed,

Kor'garr, Yazgurtan uv Krugmar

Edited May 12, 2021 by Mannamannaa
Pushed time back an hour at participant request

[Pancakehz 1697]

Rex Azhug'Gorkil reads over the announcement, nodding in approval as he prepares himself for the ferocious klomps about to take place.

[__Clocky 762]

A hulking orc bellows through his blarg as he reads the call, grabbing his sword as the blade ignites in a burning pyre. "MI IZ ZTRONG! MI KAN KAYTCH ZNAGAZ!"  Bugharz'Grat remarked, preparing for the klomping.

 

[christman 2346]

A znaga hungry Goblin child let her eyes turn alight, roaring with as much summoned ferociousness as possible. 

 

"YUUUUUUB! MI BUB'HOZH GEHTIN ZNAGAZ! MI DUH BEZTEZTZ." She cried, rattling a shrivelled and decomposing head of her first snaga in the air. As if it was some sick toy. The heads eyes bulged in fearfully distaste, as Tor'Lur released another crying roar.