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[_Indy 140]

Ferek cackled like a madman upon reading the missive, "'Ef yer' attack 'es goin' too well, 'yer walkin' intah' an ahmbush! Ah 'tink ah'll beh interviewin' 'tese orkos n' ferreh' men 'fer mah nex' book on guerilla tactics, 'ter fookin' experts!"

 

He would set about collecting his quill and a blank book, and begin writing excitedly...

[Elite Snipes 3563]

6 minutes ago, Milenkhov said:

A renowned swordsman flinched in pain as he was treated by the elven-kin in unison, remembering the masterful aim of Korgahk’Gorkil as he was struck by the projectile that propelled from his bow. And thus the man's vision grew dark, he did not recall much of what transpired afterwards. 

Korgahk'Gorkil hopes that that duelist will lead such forces again in equal numbers against Krugmar and the Ferrymen, were they not the superior species? 

[Twinny 1622]

A silver haired mali shrugged, bobbing her head. "Wonder how many cover up stories they'll make about this one then." 

[Ryloth 4321]

44 minutes ago, Elite_Snipes_ said:

With no guards present, Clan Bazzraagh snuck upon the gates and within moments captured an exiting citizen of the High Elves; no one heard the captive’s screams, for the Orcs drowned it out in their own laughter at the ease of their feat.

 

Haskir cleans his boomsteel falchion of blood burnt and caked to its blazing surface, watching as the Ferrymen fled the lands of Elvenesse. A strategic victory and in no way pyrrhic regardless of any losses, their forces repelled from the city with the aid of Haelun'or and Oren. Oh, how the ferrymen run!

 

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[Asutto 2452]

When Azzuto'Bazzragh returned from Haeuln'or she wept for no fight was given from the Silver State as their only two soldiers around watched helplessly from behind their iron gates, refusing to save the twiggy that wandered out into the Bazzragh Rally.

[Pancakehz 2279]

The Rex reads the description of the events. He sets himself hard at work to discover the secret of Elvenesse math. "How does losing 4 and killing 0 result in a victory?" he asks himself silently before giving up.

[Elite Snipes 3563]

2 minutes ago, Ryloth said:

 

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[CornPhlake 162]

A small, pale goblin wandered the caverns of Krugmar, reflecting upon recent events.  "Da twiggiez be tryin' to diseev, lye agh cheet." He thought nothing of this, continuing his small stroll, before another thought hit him. "Wud twiggiez, like trees? Agh, treez put der leevez high up in da ski, tryin' to reach towurdz da zun..." Vrig took a few more steps, but yet the gears in his mind began turning. "Towurdz da zun... lyin'... kowardize..." His eyes widened, before it all clicked for him. "DA BAZTARDZ BE ZERVANTS OF AZTRAN!" The goblin smirked at his own ingenious, realizing that he had made the biggest discovery since the finding of Almaris itself.

[SomeKeyboardGuy 312]

"Hm." Eldaerenth crumples the missive and throws it behind him. "Lets review." he says to himself. "The attackers believe they won because they managed to kill four of us while we killed none of them. However, the defenders think they won because we successfully defended Elvenesse against our attackers. The attackers never breached our walls, we've opened the gate for most of the raid, every time we charged they fled, every time they charged we stood our ground. They managed to kill four of our soldiers, people who are willing to die for their nation. Soldiers can be replaced once perished." He states in his high elven logical mindset. "Why did the attackers flee in the end when they were this confident to make such a missive? Wouldn't they have kept the raid going?" Eldaerenth shrugs before chuckling. "Though they did help us by kidnapping a traitor of the Silver State and dealing with her for us, I thank them for that." he says with a smirk "This missive is a joke, I made circles around some of them." Eldaerenth realizes that he has been talking to himself for quite some time in public and shuts himself up.

[Mannamannaa 1647]

Kor'garr laughs heartily upon hearing the news, grey arms crossed over a heavily scarred chest that shakes with each rumbling burst of mirth. "Hah! Iv dey nub pey en zhiniez, dey pey en bludz. Hozh werk, bruddahz." The orc then glances toward the nearby forge, crackling flames stoked to a roiling heat. "Nowz, Kor'garr grukz diz iz ah hozh reezun tu mayk nu wehpunz..." The dominus returns to his metal-work, a wide grin peeking out from beneath the dense bristles of his heavy handlebar mustache.

[Minuvas 3193]

[!] The Elf gasps at reading about the events. 

 

"Best I keep to the city, we've always feared the Orcs would organize. We made the mistake of assuming they were a savage mob, but they always prove cunning in matters of the sword - as much as I dont get along with my Kinsmen, I don't wish to see them savaged by Krugmar war parties. 

 

I doubt they'd be able to tell the difference between an elf from Elvenesse and Haelun'or, let alone that I am an Imperial Elf. "

[OGSkoom 8]

"Mi am alwaez missin duh funn,"  laments Zazanug'Lak as he realizes this is like the 5th raid he's missed. 

[Elite Snipes 3563]

14 hours ago, SomeKeyboardGuy said:

The attackers believe they won because they managed to kill four of us while we killed none of them

Korgahk'Gorkil fondly remembers the boasting of Haelun'or and Elveneese after capturing a singular elf in the square of Sutica. The Hypocrisy!

[SomeKeyboardGuy 312]

On 5/24/2021 at 2:29 PM, Elite_Snipes_ said:

Korgahk'Gorkil fondly remembers the boasting of Haelun'or and Elveneese after capturing a singular elf in the square of Sutica. The Hypocrisy!

Eldaerenth clearly remembers the mention of a band of Orcs capturing a singular high elf in Haelun'or and having the audacity to boast about it in this victory missive like we did, that's fair, guess we are even. No, Wait! That high Elf was a traitor to the state, how generous of them to deal with her for us!