The Spicy Shrimp is an OUTRAGE!

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[!] This missive has been nailed to the Honeyhill Notice Board.

 

The Spicy Shrimp is an OUTRAGE!

 

I can honestly say, that few missed the loss of the infamous biggun boat that once belonged to Mr Taurin Gardner and was moored off the shores of Brandybrook. But for some inane, insane and irrational reason the Thain; Mrs Iris Peregrin has DECIDED to park the absurdly large and improper boat right off the shores of Honeyhill by the river. I can’t quite grasp why she was compelled to do so, or if indeed a lackey of hers made the decision to bring that abomination of a vessel back to the view of the wee-folk but I must vent my outrage at its return. I ask humbly, that it be sailed off away from our sight and docked with the rest of the Biggun ships near Karosgrad to save my sanity. Either that or that it be sunk to the bottom of the river where it belongs! Instead, we should get a pumpkin vessel that better suits our people, not some monstrosity of a biggun vessel; a warship mind you. I implore you, the people of Honeyhill to listen to my words and recognise the danger of this warship and that it is by its very nature as a biggun ship markedly IMPROPER! 

 

Yours, Mr Alfie Greenholm, head-bounder of the Neighbourhood Watch Alliance and patriarch of the Greenholm family. 
 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Filibert Applefoot shrugs "Oi'm jus' mad tha' ou' o' all folks, da FIRE DEPAR'MEN' was given con'rol o' da ships. Nay maneh fires ter pu' ou' 'n da river, oi mus' say"

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The newly-resident goblin overhears Filibert from where he slept in a bush; "Juz' gruk abowt it- wub duz dey uze tu put owt fyrez? Watur. Agh wut'z da boat movin' on?"

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Uncle rolls his eyes at the indignant elderly fellows. "Realleh?" he tuts, "av yew spoken tew Oiris 'bout i'? Er are yeh jus' ran'in' 'n' ravin' frum yer 'ome wi' no understandin' uv wo'ss goin' on wi' it? T'e Foire Depar'men' 'av' i' 'cus t'e main'enance uv i' is beyond moi capabili'ies. If t'ey din' take care uv i', i' would be a foire 'azard! An' t'e plan is ter swap i' in fer a wee-suitable vessel."

 

"We ulreadeh 'av' solutions, bu' yer too buseh workin' yerself up into a frenzeh tew even investiga'e wo'ss bein' dun. Troy usin' yer noggin 'fore yer gab."

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1 minute ago, func_Soap said:

Uncle rolls his eyes at the indignant elderly fellows. "Realleh?" he tuts, "av yew spoken tew Oiris 'bout i'? Er are yeh jus' ran'in' 'n' ravin' frum yer 'ome wi' no understandin' uv wo'ss goin' on wi' it? T'e Foire Depar'men' 'av' i' 'cus t'e main'enance uv i' is beyond moi capabili'ies. If t'ey din' take care uv i', i' would be a foire 'azard! An' t'e plan is ter swap i' in fer a wee-suitable vessel."

 

"We ulreadeh 'av' solutions, bu' yer too buseh workin' yerself up into a frenzeh tew even investiga'e wo'ss bein' dun. Troy usin' yer noggin 'fore yer gab."

"Why on earth is it even near us in the first place, seems like you left it there there as a fire hazard!" Alfie would grumble in response.

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"Bit rude. It's jus' a boat." Says the Sheriff (completely unrelated to her being one of the few remaining crew members of course). "N' am fairly sure sinkin' it isn't legal."

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1 minute ago, salamanderfantasy said:

"Bit rude. It's jus' a boat." Says the Sheriff (completely unrelated to her being one of the few remaining crew members of course). "N' am fairly sure sinkin' it isn't legal."

"I asked that it be sunk, I did not advocate wee-folk just going over to sink it." Alfie huffed in response. 

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7 minutes ago, UnusualBrit said:

"I asked that it be sunk, I did not advocate wee-folk just going over to sink it." Alfie huffed in response. 

"Then who's going to sink it Greenholm????? Arugula??"

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"If yeh would 'ave spoken ter meh maybeh oi could 'ave explained myself ins'ead of runnin' ter cry foul and ques'ion ma decision makin' in fron' of teh w'ole village." The thain would mumble, sighing a bit as she goes. "Oi decided ter trade teh ship in fer ah smallah ship more fi' fer 'alflings a' teh earlies' convenience  Howevah, we need an escape vessel in case we mus' flee t'is land in ah similiar fashion ter teh las' world.  We mus' 'ave ah way ter ge' teh village ter safe'eh, w'ich is teh reason oi brough' i' an' w'y i' will s'ay righ' w'ere i' is un'il we trade i' in."