Gambit 964 Share Posted March 25, 2022 --------------------- In the little village where I was born life moved at a slower pass, let felt all the richer for it. There my two distant half Hyspain uncles were known far and wide for their delicious cooking. They seasoned their scented chicken using only the freshest spices, people called them... -+- Los Pollos Hermanos. The Chicken Brothers. Today now, we at Baker Family and Co, carry on their tradition in a manner that would make my uncles proud. The finest ingredients are brought together with loving care then slow-cooked to perfection. Yes, the old ways are still best at Los Pollos Hermanos but don't take my word for it, one taste, and you'll know. Not only does this new branch of Baker Family and Co represent the finest chicken, but, my 0.12% Hyspain blood in my proud veins. Coming to an Arichsdorf near you. Baker Family And Co have no legal responsibility for your health and are not liable if you ingest raw, uncooked, undercooked, or any likes of life-threatening meat. 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoanOfArc 4604 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Father Temesch intended on bringing his hyspian wife and his half-hyspian kids to such a regale and refined Hyspian establishment. He even sends a notice to the Emperor and his brother to inform them that he should visit with his Temeschian family. "God bless Hyspian food." 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456 Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, JoanOfArc said: Paco II would point out to his non-Hyspian father that the Baker Family was a white family and therefore culturally appropriating Hyspian cuisine to make this dry ass chicken. Paco II was only 4, but his Farfolk powers allowed him to sense an injustice when he came upon one. He'd much rather eat his madre's cooking anyway. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gambit 964 Author Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Coodie Man said: Paco II would point out to his non-Hyspian father that the Baker Family was a white family and therefore culturally appropriating Hyspian cuisine to make this dry ass chicken. Paco II was only 4, but his Farfolk powers allowed him to sense an injustice when he came upon one. He'd much rather eat his madre's cooking anyway. Winchester would already be over seasoning his dry rotisserie chicken as he used his 0.12% Hysian blood to justify his cultural appropriation like the super villain he was 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tasty_cheesecake 2298 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Humberto copes and seethes at this appropriation of his culture 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadOne 4945 Share Posted March 25, 2022 As the Hyspian food surfaced around the lands of Almaris, this would be accompanied with a new drug-craze that would take the town with blazing fire. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake the Dog 290 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britannicvs 2508 Share Posted March 25, 2022 "One taste and you'll know..." A man commented. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRCHENN 4741 Share Posted March 26, 2022 A young Illatian courier of the FAMILY COMPANY LIMITED contacts BAKER FAMILY CO. with the intention of setting up a business deal to sell Falcone product in Achisdorf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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