NotEvilAtAll 10906 Share Posted April 8, 2022 [!] A letter is pinned to the Honeyhill Noticeboard We do NOT Yield! ~What shall befall the biggun warmongers are they to mess with us Halflings!~ Calling all Bounders to duty! The thieving bigguns have threatened us with war! These thieves and scoundrels will not be tolerated! We will give them nothing! We do not yield to these silly threats! If the thieves want war, then we will give it to them! Grab your shovels! We shall begin training immediately and drive the scoundrels back to the hills! -Filibert Applefoot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 7646 Share Posted April 8, 2022 bishop viktor takes up arms, waving around Imam al Boreen's Holy Bamboo Stick "it's them paladins, i know it! kidnapping the little halflings, just because they look like children, and seem plump, lots of meat on the bones!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
burntgoosebuns 282 Share Posted April 8, 2022 "The heck is a Bounder?" the Dame Ruina wonders to herself as she prepares to assist her friends, should they even want the help of a biggun! Though she imagines they're more than capable of defending themselves without her assistance! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notic 953 Share Posted April 8, 2022 Lily Peregrin readies the bombkin stockpile. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 1340 Share Posted April 8, 2022 Sorrel R' Peregrin, for one of the first times in months, rises, to take her place as Thain and lead her people to battle! (or to at least try to!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazombo 248 Share Posted April 8, 2022 Marigold Fiddleberry sharpens her shovel, while menacingly kubrick staring out of her burrow window. The bigguns have messed with the wrong people. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shmeepicus 4213 Share Posted April 8, 2022 Spoiler Sharkey's brigands at it again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Britannicvs 2508 Share Posted April 8, 2022 Alfie Greenholm smiles in his grave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Harbinger 336 Share Posted April 8, 2022 "I seen a halflin' knock out an Olog in a pub brawl." Glod muses, from inside the Braided Beard. "Size dinnae mattah much, an 'alflin' pissed off is about as deadly as a pissed off dwed. Fuckin' limbs everywhere." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 1340 Share Posted April 8, 2022 IF THE SO CALLED KING OF OREN DEMANDS TRIBUTE WE WILL MEET HIM AT THE GATES AND DEMAND THE SAME BE PAID IN BLOOD AND TATERS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteppeNomad 1624 Share Posted April 8, 2022 "Brave citizen's militia! The great Halflings know clearly the ways of THE PATRIOT!" An elven sailor recieved the note blowing in on a sea breeze! Rowing to bring salt to distant lands! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qctho 301 Share Posted April 8, 2022 [!] A certain gnome bats an eye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlemishSupremacy 6115 Share Posted April 9, 2022 Ser Flemius is eager to help his halfling friends in battle! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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