RESPONSE TO DRACONIC THREAT

[Boknice275 1184]

 

[!] The following missive is distributed throughout the lands.

 

 

“It has come to the attention of the Holy Inquisition that a dragon has been unleashed in western Almaris. Intelligence sources tell us that Krugmar was instrumental in unleashing this dragon, and that the Rex of the Iron Horde attempted to offer the dragon sacrifices shortly before it was unleashed. Make no mistake: the Holy Inquistion stands against any and all threats to the safety of Canondom, including rash decisions made by other state actors. Furthermore, we condemn Rex Borok’s attempt to pacify such a violent and volatile creature through unsavory means, such as sacrifice, although this is consistent with his alleged previous behavior. His actions have not only condemned the people of Canondom to an even more dangerous world than previously thought, they have also made the whole of Almaris far more dangerous. We would suggest that if the Rex Borok seeks diplomatic relationships with the Kingdom of Men he not seek their ultimate destruction.

 

The Inquisition will investigate this matter and return with another notice of advice on how the domains of Canondom can remain safe from this draconic threat.  For now, here are a few cursory tips: firstly, keep a square eye on the skies and flee if you hear roars in the distance or sight the dragon, remain out of clear view. Secondly, we advise the Kingdoms of Canondom to establish catapult defenses in and around their cities. Thirdly,  we advise a summit of human nations to further discuss plans against this threat. 

 

The gates of death will not prevail against GOD or his kingdoms. The Scroll of Auspice prophesies that the Sons of Krug and the tribes of Ulgaard and Aehey will accompany Exalted Owyn in his ultimate battle against the forces of Iblees. Owyn shall raise his sword of flame, endowed with the fire of GOD’s holiness, and render destruction upon Iblees and his flock forever. No witch, warlock, or sorcerer shall withstand this event of divine retribution. We would encourage all the faithful to take solace in this fact, and for Rex Borok to recognize the inevitability of this prophecy for his own sake. The Sons of Krug will help save the world, not hasten it’s destruction at the whims of an impulsive leader. 

 

The prophecy will come true and this draconic foe, just like his master Iblees, will be consumed by the fire of GOD. Stand strong, kingdoms of Canondom and the world. 

 

Signed,

 

[Laeonathan 3928]

"I told you." a large knight spoke - one who was previously not believed in "Has anyone reminded them, that one for their... toga-wearing elves admitted in our beloved Velenic square that they work with a demon, whom they call the Brazen Bull?" he handed the soaked missive to his Duke...

[farmerclown 3911]

“And the realm bought that it was just an accident with the worm.” Valyris remarked upon reading over the missive. “You know what they say… fool me once…” She trailed off, placing the letter in a stack on her letterbox.

[Javert 5498]

"Crusade Krugmar." Said Rolf the Peasant, a veteran of the Myrinian-Krugmar Skirmishes many decades ago. He then turned to the new head of House Mareno "We should finish what your predecessor started." @Mickaelhz

[Jihnyny 2567]

A young orcish child snorts crack in the stargush, after being vored by the dragon

[DrunkPapaBear 1975]

The Rex of the honorbounds looked at the missive, a bit confused.

 

"The lessers know nothing. They think our war to be against an unclaimed beast, when it should be against those who seek to corrupt it."

 

He then threw the missive away, going to send some birds to said humans and elves who wished to divide descendant kind, as Ibleez once did.

[Mannamannaa 1626]

Kor'garr the Clanless huffs in frustrartion, before underlining memorable quotes and various points of debate to address in the next headline. The declaration of "crusade" is then tossed into a quite tall stack of missives labelled... "Krugmar Hatemail". Huh.

"Azh agin doze wyth nub honur lizzen tu liez agh dunnub gruk vor dehmzelves... agh diz awthur..."

 

Spoiler

Translation: "Once again those without honor listen to lies and don't think for themselves. And this author..."

YES, FEED THE KAKTUS WEEKLI WITH YOUR QUOTES AND FOOLISHNESS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!