Charles The Bald 1837 Share Posted May 22, 2023 (edited) PUBLIC LETTER TO THE ANVIL CULT Only fools, and I must say tremendous fools, would ever dare to make an audacious attempt to claim a dwarven relic for themselves. The sheer power and magnitude of this relic are beyond anything we've ever seen before. It's tremendous, folks, truly tremendous. Let me tell you, the highest possible magics, the most powerful magics known to our species, have been intricately woven into the very fabric of this anvil. It's like nothing you've ever seen, believe me. Anyone who dares to lay their hands on it will be consumed by madness. Yes, you heard that right, madness! This is not a game, folks. It's a matter of utmost importance and caution. Now, we might find ourselves in a situation where we have no other choice, no other option but you to confront the might of the dwarves of Tal'Yrro. We, let me tell you, are formidable. We have a history of resilience, strength, and honor. But mark my words, we will not back down. We will face you head-on, with courage and determination. However, there is still a chance for peaceful resolution. I urge you, my dear adversaries, to reconsider your actions. Surrender the anvil, this remarkable dwarven relic, or else you may face the consequences, the final judgment. And let me tell you, folks, you won't like what awaits you if you choose to defy us. So, think wisely, consider the gravity of your actions. This is a pivotal moment, a crossroads where the fate of our worlds hangs in the balance. Let's strive for diplomacy, for understanding, and avoid unnecessary conflicts. Only then can we hope to navigate through these troubled times and forge a brighter future for all. Charles “The Bald”Grand Marshall of Tal’Yrro The First Dwed of The Underworld The Reformer of Justice The Grandest Dwarven Champion The Creature of Kaz'Ulrah The Defender of The Rhun NARVAK OZ URGUAN, KAVIR OZ DA ELGI-KHOROK'ARAKRUMM Edited May 22, 2023 by Charles The Bald 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorsand 1768 Share Posted May 22, 2023 And yet, despite the amounting threats against this alleged inimical cult -- there would be no conflict, for the peace brought by the Anvil permeated the entire under, and could not be set asunder. The Anvil. The Anvil. The Anvil. 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reckless Banzai Screamer 12157 Share Posted May 22, 2023 "ᴵᵗ'ˢ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ᵒʳ ᵈᵉᵃᵗʰ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬⁿᵛᶦˡ, ᶠᵒʳ ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᴬⁿᵛᶦˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˡˡ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵐᵉ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵇᵒᵒᵐᶦᵉˢᵗᵉᵉˡ >:ᴰ" A sorvian newt would speak to its brothers in defiance of the dwarven taxman. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093 Share Posted May 22, 2023 A mechanical menace hid with his stolen away friends, having saved them from the strange influences of the Anvil...but how long could they hide.... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
milksoda 826 Share Posted May 22, 2023 my anvil god is real unlike dwarves 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kumoko600 90 Share Posted May 22, 2023 "Barely settled into this underground Shantae town and the infighting is already about to spark." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smmer 1166 Share Posted May 22, 2023 I wanna hit the anvil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
greygre 220 Share Posted May 22, 2023 Can you hear it, friends? The banging of metal? The pounding of ore? From whence does this sound create? From the Depths? From the Skies? From the races of Men, Dwarf, Elf, Orc? Nay, only from the Great Anvil (blessed be it's holy name) might such glorious sounds be heard. -Common Anvilist Hymn, SA 129 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdowdy 236 Share Posted May 22, 2023 Once there was nothing... Then there was the anvil... Now it wishes us to be reforged Folded into its metal The anvil protects The anvil guides The anvil Loves What the anvil is will be, and what the anvil will be, it is. PRAISE THE ANVIL! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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