Letter to the Royal Duma: On Bioluminescent Ink Illiteracy

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Letter to the Royal Duma:
ON BIOLUMINESCENT INK ILLITERACY

 

KRUSAE ZWY KONGZEM

 

Issued by the

LADY PALATINE

In accordance with the wishes of the

CROWN

On this 12th day of Joma ag Umund of 493 E.S.

 

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VA BIRODEO HERZENAV AG EDLERVIK,

 

A troubling phenomenon has been presented to the Palatial Office, in which signs that are stricken with a bioluminescent tincture become illegible and a strain upon the eyes of the masses. It has been argued that the script blurs from this faux-light in the distance, promoting illiteracy in its wake. The Crown recognises that while unintentional, there might be effects of which the general populace was previously unaware of. It is in the interest of the realm that this debate is met within the halls of the Royal Duma once reformed.

 

The Crown asks the Royal Duma to debate the following:

 

Signage and Advertisement: The usage of ink that glows has been noted to cause illegibility for many who read it. Should roadside signage be barred from this substance? If so, should it be permitted only within buildings which are not readily visible to the public?

 

Compensation of Merchants: With such large swathes of signage marred with glow-ink, should those who provide proof of removal from their own storefronts and households be entitled to claim a sum of minae? If so, will there be a timeframe on how long they are eligible for funding?

 

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IV JOVEO MAAN,

 

His Royal Majesty, Aleksander II, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Hochmeister of the Order of the Crow, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Lahy, Muldav, Slesvik, Solvesborg, and Ulgaard, Duke of Carnatia, and Vanaheim, Margrave of Korstadt, Rothswald, and Vasiland, Count of Alban, Alimar, Baranya, Graiswald, Karikhov, Karovia, Kaunas, Kavat, Kovachgrad, Kvasz, Markev, Nenzing, Siegrad, Torun, Toruv, Valdev, and Werdenburg, Viscount of Varna, Baron of Astfield, Buck, Esenstadt, Kraken’s Watch, Kralta, Krepost, Lorentz, Rytsburg, and Thurant, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector and Lord of the Highlanders, etcetera.

 

Her Excellency, Roslin Annastas Baruch, Lady Palatine of Hanseti-Ruska, Duchess of Valwyck, Countess of Ayr, Viscountess of Voron, Baroness of Gant, Laval and Riveryn, Lady of Jorenstadt, Guardian of the Hanseti Coast

 

The Honourable, Walter Leon Weiss, Viscount of Novkursain, Baron of Zvaervauld

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