PLFilkomPL 178 Share Posted September 22, 2023 (edited) The Promise of the Great Milkman To my beloved people of Milkland, I, the great milkman, your humble and faithful king, hereby declare my solemn promise to you, as follows: I promise to uphold the principle of equality among all people of Milkland, regardless of their race, gender or social status. No one shall be discriminated against or oppressed by anyone in my kingdom. I promise to provide every person of Milkland with a loaf of bread every day, as a sign of my care and generosity. No one shall go hungry or thirsty in my kingdom. I promise to assign every person of Milkland with a work that suits their talents and interests, as a way of fostering their growth and happiness. No one shall be idle or unhappy in my kingdom. I promise to protect every person of Milkland from any harm or danger, as a duty of my love and loyalty. No one shall be afraid or insecure in my kingdom. These are my promises to you, my dear people of Milkland. I ask you to trust me and support me in fulfilling them. Together, we can make Milkland a prosperous and peaceful kingdom, where everyone can enjoy the blessings of milk. Your king, The great milkman Edited September 22, 2023 by PLFilkomPL 12 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markisstreaming 520 Share Posted September 22, 2023 The aged elf sat upon his throne, reading the missive "Deplorable... this Milkman... He wants a kingdom? Milkland? I'll water his grave with milk, then." A roar of raspy cackles sounded out in the small room... the Milkman was in danger! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hearth 873 Share Posted September 22, 2023 "Free bread, free milk? Oh oi- Bernard would be proud." A weary halfling king uttered upon examining the missive. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo_Dog 1491 Share Posted September 22, 2023 A small foul demon blew spit bubble at the rim of his lips as the missive was slowly read to him, at the promise of not being in danger, happiness, and food the Imp squealed with delight as he made plans to meet the milkman for some gain “YES YES MUCH GOOD SOUND YES!” The infernal being babbled out at the top of his lungs 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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