NotEvilAtAll 9945 Share Posted October 6, 2023 [!] A flier is spread around through the wind WE ARE NOT THE VALE'S MERCENARIES! Just today, a bird arrived to the village aviary with a note requesting my aid to rally with them and fend off the Uruks and Haelun'orians. This shall NOT be granted. Us halflings are a peaceful people and we will NOT be recruited off to foreign wars as mercenaries! Do not send any further recruitment posters, propaganda, or other media! We do not take kindly on big-folk soldiers seeking to recruit our peaceful citizens into WAR! -Mimosa Applefoot Spoiler wub da skah 27 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MailC3p 1159 Share Posted October 6, 2023 "Hah" A Tyrannical Mar'sil of the Haelun'orian Sillumiran chuckled as he read the little man's post. "It does seem our future vassal is desperate to stay out of something excellent, truly a shame." 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
creamynoteblock 2446 Share Posted October 6, 2023 "I don't like wood elves as much as the next guy, but this is clearly fake! Their catchphrase is 'The wilds no know honor,' so they wouldn't ask you to defend their honor!" 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterBlitzkrieg 1357 Share Posted October 6, 2023 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
salamanderfantasy 679 Share Posted October 6, 2023 "Ahm gettin' me mallet." -- Magnolia, Shire Wizard, and aspirational domestic terrorist. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morigung-oog 2368 Share Posted October 6, 2023 A certain cosplaying fleeper with a love for pulping her foes with blunt arms checked her great mace of smashing. "The druids have gone too far this time!" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lirinya 2664 Share Posted October 6, 2023 A Nevaehlen Wood Elf prepares her writing equipment. Seems she had a few to pen tonight. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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