Petra's 1st: RAM SLAM RUMBLE

[MrMojoMordor 2413]

Petra’s 1st:
RAM SLAM
RUMBLE

Issued by the
Repenting Clown

 93th Year || Imperial 1948 || S.A 152 || 

 

 

        To celebrate the 1st year under Queen Catherine I of Petra’s rule and to entertain and unite people of all realms - I, Repenting Clown, holder-of-too-many-titles-to-name invite you all to put aside your politics, religions and pesky morals, so you may both participate and enjoy Petra’s 1st RAM SLAM RUMBLE!

 

There will be 2 events with a PrizePool of 200 mina!

• THE RAM RUMBLE! - a one-on-one wrestling match between the mightiest fighters!

• THE RAM SLAM! - a HEAVY rock lifting competiton with an aim to SLAM! 

 

I. THE RAM RUMBLE’S ETIQUETTE & RULES:

 

      All participants must abide by the following rules and there will be no exceptions unless the RAM says so:

• All participants MUST wear masks.

• All participants MUST take part under an alias. (e.g. Petran Ram, Mage-Splitter, Butter Bread, Klomp Master ect.)

• All participants MUST remove any armour or defensive gear they have. At minimum the participant MUST wear pants. Capes, symbols, body paint and accessories along with different augments such as Animii, Automaton, Golem ect. are allowed. 

• All participants MUST sign up before hand!

      (a picture of minimum attire )

 

• The match will BEGIN in the designated fighting area when both participants are ready and END when one of the two contestants is knocked out or gives up.

• Participants may use BLUNT MUNDANE items the public throws to the ring to use. (e.g. chairs, ladders, fish, pies, stuffed animal plushies ect.)

• Participants are ENCOURAGED to pull off MANOEUVRES OF PAZAZZ! The participant doing the move must call out its name or it will not count! The most impressive crowd-pleasers will receive an additional prize of 50 mina, judged by the PEOPLE!

• Participants may use the ropes, corner posts and blunt mundane items for MANOEUVERS OF PAZAZZ!

• Winner of THE RAM RUMBLE will be awarded with 100 mina and a belt!

• Participants are NOT allowed to use magic or magical items! (except replacement limbs.)

• Participant MUST be able to be knocked-out!

• Under no circumstances are the participants allowed to kill their opponent! Doing so will result in a swift punishment carried out by the Riverguard under Petran Law.

 

II. THE RAM SLAM RULES:           

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              THE RAM SLAM will take place after THE RAM RUMBLE concludes and is a free for all to participate both the on-lookers and the participants of the previous event.

• The Participant of THE RAM SLAM must first LIFT and then SLAM a rock - aiming to create the deepest dent in the sand. 

• The Participant may have 2 attempts with the best one going on the board.

• The winner of THE RAM SLAM will earn 50 mina and a rock! 

Date, place, sign-up and additional information:

Spoiler

Saturday, 4th November
5pm EST

In Petra's Square

It is a roll CRP event!

'mask' can be a player head if you're too lazy to skin.
 

To keep CRP from going too long: 
2 attack rolls that exceeds your opponent's defence roll by 10 over the course of the match = knock out.
Attacking NAT 20 vs Defending NAT 1 = instant knock out.

 

RAM RUMBLE Registration
MC name:

Wrestling name: 

Discord:
Can you do a cartwheel?
 

 

 

 

 

Repenting Clown

Dropkicker of To-Be-Criminals, Honker of Terror, Squeaker of Truth,
Protector of the Innocent. Defender of Maidens ect.

Edited November 1, 2023 by MrMojoMordor

[Zaerie 3747]

RAM RUMBLE Registration

MC name: Zaerie

Wrestling name: Cat the Rat

Discord: Zaeriezee

Can you do a cartwheel? lol no

[Nymstra 315]

Demitrey would read over the event announcement "Is that... pelym?" He'd ask out loud as he saw the artistic representation of a masked man without a shirt ". . .Ae have to sign up." Demi would then quickly submit his registration.

Spoiler

MC name: Nymstra

Wrestling name: DooDooDooDoo

Discord: Nymstra
Can you do a cartwheel? Who knows

 

[Sire Hazey 82]

Pharon Smiles reading about the RAM SLAM. "Oh! Count me in!" he says signing up.
 

Spoiler

RAM RUMBLE Registration
MC name: SirSuperTrooper

Wrestling name: Pharon The Great Petran Heron

Discord: sir.supertrooper
Can you do a cartwheel? Never tried!

 

Edited December 1, 2023 by Sir Trooper

[SteppeNomad 1624]

 

RAM RUMBLE Registration
MC name: DeepDarkSamurai

Wrestling name: Anaxagoras, Master of Serfs

Discord: Tyto
Can you do a cartwheel? YES!

Edited November 2, 2023 by SteppeNomad

[Night_breeze18 1]

RAM RUMBLE REGISTRATION

 

MC Name: Night_breeze18

Wrestling Name: Deaths Right Hand

Discord: IDK_666

Can you do a cartwheel? ROLLY POLELY

[Zemzy_Oakheart 347]

As the land was finished being tilled in the nearby Petran soil did a certain farfolk woman hear the news from a flier being brought to the residence she visited so fondly in town, grinning as she set aside her trusty hoe to crack her knuckles.

 

"...A mask, huh? ..This oughta be fun fer m'h."

Spoiler

MC name: Zemzy_Oakheart

Wrestling name: The Desert Lotus

Discord: zem_fate
Can you do a cartwheel?  Maybe with no legs....

 

[Tremerus 1188]

Aurel von Theonus read the posters that were posted throughout the city. He'd hurriedly scribble his name on the registration list. "A game? I can't wait to win! I wonder who else is going to join..." The 10 year old muttered while looking to see if any other children of the Petra had joined.

 

Spoiler

MC name: Tremerus

Wrestling name: The Eagle

Discord: trevor19
Can you do a cartwheel? yes

 

Edited November 2, 2023 by Tremerus

[Helmet 1454]

RAM RUMBLE Registration
MC name: _Helmet_

Wrestling name: The Iron Man

Discord: DoinDahTing (previously DoinDaTing#1770)
Can you do a cartwheel? No, but I can do backflips.

Edited November 2, 2023 by SlitheryC1

[ggooose1 187]

MC name: ggooose1

Wrestling name: The Clown Queen

Discord: ggooose1
Can you do a cartwheel? yes

 

 

[salamanderfantasy 1340]

MC name: Naquiris

Wrestling name: The Honkster

Discord: SalamanderMoss

 

Can you do a cartwheel? You can not comprehend my cartwheel ability

[Josif 544]

RAM RUMBLE Registration
MC name: Josif

Wrestling name: Fire-Fist Conor 

Discord: utterbellend
Can you do a cartwheel? Of course ah fooken' can.