satinkira 5942 Share Posted December 24, 2023 [!] A missive written with extraordinarily neat handwriting is published. ———«»————————————«»————————————«»——— Butler for Hire Young butler in search of work. Will accept payment in form of housing. Will perform any and all regular/menial tasks. Educated and capable of tutoring students and children if need be. (Does not know any magicks however). Capable of managing farms and/or livestock. Will not work for darkspawn. Will not fight in wars on behalf of employer. Please send bird in response if willing to discuss. [[Reply to post below]] ———«»————————————«»————————————«»—— 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33497 2794 Share Posted December 24, 2023 40 minutes ago, satinkira said: Will not fight in wars on behalf of employer. "Useless" scoffed Lanre Cerusil Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alien_mc 521 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Spoiler belie the butler collaboration when 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TreeSmoothie 4903 Share Posted December 24, 2023 A pygmy dragon finds the young butler . . . somehow, via letter magick . . . carrying a letter! After breaking the seal upon it, he'd find the following; "Ave, segnor Butler! I am John, Baron of Cascanova. Our manor is in dire need of staffing; we'd love to have you! I do warn you, we have many ... rambunctious children. Spray them with water and they'll be kind as a cherub. Send me a bird if you're interested. - J.A. Galbraith" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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