SmackSmack 200 Popular Post Share Posted January 16, 2024 “Yacht does not rhyme with Jerry” It was early the morning of the siege of stassion. Drolzu’Gorkil, known often to the common-man by his nickname “Jerry” stood upon the Covenant’s oddly high walls. He peered over expecting to see the ‘anthill’ as it had been termed. Indeed his gaze revealed the target of his attack, yet more than that even he saw his comrades, and orcish brothers prepared to face the fire of the trebuchet he was prepared to fire. He had received a letter prior from the soldiers of Veletz and warriors of Krugmar, and kept it unopened, yet now he could not help but read. Jerry now I know I was wrong, I messed up and now you’re gone Jerry I’m sorry I neglected you, oh I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty. Your blah right now would sound like music to me. Please come home because I miss you Jerry. Jerry come home, Jerry come home. Drolzu cast his blade to the ground. He would fight no more. It would be better to stand and perish alongside his friends than to triumph among snakes. He would fight rather than be forgotten as just another ‘fleeper’ of the Covenant. The battle ensued, and as he started his departure from the battleground, he'd stop and say, "Zorry Banjo, but nub zorry everyazh elze." As he starts laughing mischievously, he strolls his way in the sunset, not towards Haense but towards Veletz. Jerry was returning home. You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? 38 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese 8891 Share Posted January 16, 2024 i’m taking back the rat dog smirk 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfdwg 2677 Share Posted January 16, 2024 "Id iz hozh twu hab layt bayk bruddah. Togetha' againzt dah endless zwarm." Jreg would be one of the first to welcome the legendary uruk back into the fold. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneLf 314 Share Posted January 16, 2024 Lyulen Daemyr would shed a tear of joy upon seeing the Hero himself ride into Veletz after what seems to be an Eternity. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33497 7356 Share Posted January 16, 2024 Lanre Cerusil recalls their conversation, and is glad that Jerry sought to fight alongside his friends once more. A special-made trebuchet is ordered with his name on it. 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RLNGO 379 Share Posted January 16, 2024 This is so huge orcbros. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rig 17581 Share Posted January 16, 2024 The merry clique inside the Ferrymen, “The Jerrymen”, eagerly welcome their close friend back into the fold. 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olpx 1013 Share Posted January 16, 2024 Would be glad to see another man coming to his sides aid 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancho 4197 Share Posted January 16, 2024 Many Covenant "Fleepers" cry out as they take the doompill! It's so jover! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaja 1311 Share Posted January 16, 2024 sir yes sir Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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