REXDOM-LURAK

[Coronate 5519]

REXDOM-LURAK

Artwork by

@thequeennadine

 

Centuries have passed with Uruk under the banner of the Iron Horde… Centuries of war, bloodshed, and destruction. The question posed to the Wargoths and their Clans: What good have we accomplished? What purpose did those wars serve? The Northern Tribe of the Swiv, driven by two great Warlords, the culmination of their lessons and interactions with the other races has left them with the experience and innovations needed to bring about a new age of Uruk. The Age Lurak.

 

 

THE AGE OF LURAK

The Rexdom was found in rags, their funds spent upon infrastructure and aiding in wars that ultimately doomed their economy. No longer could this be permitted. Was it truly the Lurak who stood alone in the disappointment of the previous administrations? The very culture itself? For years machinations, and manifestations drew closer to the crowning achievement of AUTARCH Daahd’Lur: not ruination of fleets, theft of flagships, slaying of saints, the slaying of Gods, but the crowning of his daughter. REX Rue’Lur. 

It was in secret that the REX was brought up, and in secret until the day of transfer when Rex Klog’Akaal did cede the crown to REX Rue’Lur child of Daahd’Lur-Targoth. With the transfer; the Horde is mutilated, to be torn apart for only the useful pieces. The bickering tribes and clans forced to conform to form a proper state. Not an Iron Horde but a true state, REXDOM-LURAK.

 

 

THE ESTABLISHMENT OF THE REXDOM, THE AUTARCH, THE ABOLITION OF THE HORDE.

With THIS DECREE the HORDE is ABOLISHED. The rise of something greater, a stronger state, not one of weak leadership but one of ABSOLUTE POWER.
The REXDOM is established with ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY invested into the REX-LURAK and AUTARCH who alone reserve right to call KLAMOR. 

REX RUE’LUR @thequeennadine is henceforth given dominion over the lands of the HORDE, THE HORDE will subsequently be referred to as REXDOM-LURAK. TARGOTH DAAHD’LUR @Sean_VEVO will serve as AUTARCH, GENERAL, and ADVISOR to the REX.

 

 

 

REFORMATION OF CLANS, REESTABLISHMENT OF WARGOTH, KLAMOR

CENSUS will be carried out across LURAK in order to establish an ACTIVE CABINET of WARGOTHS, advisors, and subservient cheifs of the REX.
 

IF CLANS FAIL TO MEET THE CRITERIA DECIDED BY THE AUTARCH THEY WILL BE CONSIDERED MOOT AND ABOLISHED.

 

• LAWFUL
• LEVYABLE
• LOYAL

WARGOTHS MUST ALSO BE REQUIRED TO OWN ONE HUNDRED ACRES OF LAND WITHIN LURAK SEPARATE FROM ROYAL PROPERTIES FROM WHICH THEY WILL PROVIDE FUNDING TO THE STATE VIA THE TAXATION OF THEIR CITIZENS.

 

 

DECREE UPON STATE RELIGION

 

The RELIGION of THE REXDOM-LURAK is decreed to be reverence of the SPIRITS and ANCESTORS, primarily AZTRAN: SPIRIT OF THE SUN. MAY HE BRING BACK LIGHT INTO OUR DARK WORLD. Other faith and worship is ALLOWED, with the exception of IBLEESIAN WORSHIP. IT IS DECREED THAT GENERAL RELIGIOUS TOLERANCE IS TO BE FOLLOWED.

 

DECREE UPON FOREIGNER

 

FOREIGNERS are permitted within the REXDOM-LURAK so long as they do not break REXDOM LAW or disrespect the WILL of the REX or AUTARCH. Trade is to be managed by the TREASURER and AUTARCH. At any point, the crown may choose to exile foreigners for whatever reason deemed fit. 

 

REGARDING “WHITEWASH”

 

WHITEWASH is hereby ABOLISHED. Should URUK prove worthy of OSTRACIZATION to the REXDOM-LURAK they will be punished through LAW and either EXILED or EXECUTED. Being FOREIGN URUK is no grounds for exile, instead, the criteria for exile will be as follows:

 

• DISGRACEFUL
• WEAK WILLED
• CONNIVING
• SLOVENLY
• DISHONORABLE
• DISLOYAL
• OTHER APPLICABLE REASONING BY THE REX OR AUTARCH

[Urban 396]

Spoiler

I miss the old Krugmar, straight from the Go Krugmar
Chop up the soul Krugmar, set on its goals Krugmar
I hate the new Krugmar, the bad mood Krugmar
The always rude Krugmar, spaz in the news Krugmar
I miss the sweet Krugmar, chop up the fleeps Krugmar
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to be in Krugmar
See, Krug invented Krugmar, it wasn't any Krugmar
And now I look and look around and there's so many Krugmars
I used to love Krugmar, I used to love Krugmar
I even had the orc role, I thought I was in Krugmar
What if Krugmar killed Krugmar
That'd be so Krugmar
That's all it was Krugmar, we still love Krugmar
And I love you like Krugmar loves Krugmar

 

[Pegleg_Bob 1107]

A Goblin in the far north hearing of the new orcish regime takes a puff from his cigarette and fixes his ushanka on his head, then putting several bottles of vodka in his bag he leaves the cave he calls home. Taking a long drag on his cigarette he says to himself "Becen Dimitri make way south da". 

[olpx 1013]

Spoiler

Revival of the orcs???

 

[Orlanth 4667]

Buhrg Swiv'lur (No relation) looked at his map on the wall, placing a pin on one of the territories residing close to the orcish homeland. "Soon... Soon..."

[sapphic_spidy 1089]

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU'RE A SWIV'LUR! RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU'RE A SWIV'LUR LOVER!