The Great Pumpkin Crusade

[Hearth 1082]

The Weefolk Stand Tall In

The Eternal Fight Against Darkness

 

 

Transcribed with Crayon

 

PREFACE

For long have the Wee-Folk known peace under the watchful eyes of the Knights of Knox, it is now we are called to battle against the forces of evil, following revelations granted to us by the Aengul Zaqiel of the EVIL forces hiding among our friends, the Lurinites- with Sharpened Shovels and the Might of the Pumpkin Lord we shall purge the Serene State of Evil, we call upon the most noble Church of Canon and our Darkspawn hating grumpy neighbours to the South to aid us in this Quest. It is by our unity that darkness shall be purged from these most sacred lands that descendant kind call home.

 

THE DECLARATION OF WAR ON THE DARKSPAWN DWELLING WITHIN LURIN'S WALLS. SHOULD THE CONDITIONS LISTED NOT BE MET BY THE END OF THE NEW PUMPKIN YEAR

 

The Knights of Knox shall be granted the title of 'Protectors of Lurin' and shall be permitted to search each and every corner of the City to purge it of darkspawn, with or without the help of those called upon to aid us in this most holy crusade.

 

Lurin shall trade the tile they have settled within the Cherry-Blossoms for that which Dunwen holds in the Floodplains so that each realm may have consistent scenery, thus increasing the land value of properties within our great nations.

 

A Cathedral befitting the almighty GOD, Billybob shall be erected in place of the Vassal of Barnsley, where those of the Canon and Halfling sects of the Church may worship unhindered by any of the Lurinite people.

 

Lurin shall change the blue hues in it's banner to a slightly lighter one so that it is less expensive to mass produce due to the availabilities of dyes.

 

RETURN WITH THESE DEMANDS BY THE DAWN OF THE NEXT YEAR (2PM EST SUNDAY 22/11 2024 OR FACE THE UNRELENTING HOLY MIGHT OF KNOX'S STRONGEST SOLDIERS)

 

 

Signed - His Majesty King Cyris Collingwood of the Square Table, Leader of the Knights of Knox.

[CanadianKiwiFlight 1901]

[!] Rosllyn smiles, letting out a deep tut from her nose. Indeed. Perfect. Nobody saw it coming... and now, it's time for absolution.
 

 

[tazombo 248]

Cal Hawthorn Derlan Fiddleberry II is sorely behind on current events, still listening to Rex Dad's hit track on his WeeTech WalkLad. "T'ey no' loike orcs, t'ey no' loike... Wai'- we're goin' t'a war?"

[DizzyGrey 1229]

Somewhere, a Dark Elf Lubba’s level of stress increases to the point of him suddenly having to sit down, for fear of not feeling his legs anymore.

[DrunkPapaBear 2292]

The uruk wiped the blood off his eyes after managing to read the missive.

 

Whub da zkah?

[Bethinwonderland 2213]

Lenora Rubbed her temples "It never ends.. Does it?" she made her way over to her kitchen and pulled some wine from a cabinet "I think I'll have a glass-" she placed it on the counter top and went to grab a glass "... Or maybe the whole bottle?"

[Frisket 4538]

Ember rapidly shook her head after reading half of the missive and said...
Nicole looked to the missive with utter shock and said...
Sofiele was confused, reading the entire missive and only said as well...

"What the ****...?"

[wowj 9747]

2 hours ago, Hearth said:

DARKSPAWN

[!] Pinned onto one of the missive's read the following:
Please do not use this term, it's the Third Era, please say a more acceptable term such as Evil-Doer, Do-Badder, No-Gooder, etcetera.

 

[Turbo_Dog 3567]

Spuds reads on and snickers “All according to the great plan.”

[Kardika 1057]

"BAH-hahahhahahah..." He chuckles fiercely as he dons his cape, setting down the visor of his helm with a clank... "HANDIL!! bring forth the AURUM ZWEIHANDER!!!

 

[Weebmaster36 390]

Eve had to re-read the missive twice, somehow the crayon looked way to elegant and only after some rest and moving her things into the southern fort did it look like crayon writing again. "Now what's all this? Wasn't the shire just...? Oh I give up, let me write in peace."

 

Crowley sits drinking and smoking within her home in Lurin. Far too intoxicated to care about missives, and too reclused to go outside and find one. "I miss mein flamme, where is my husband?"

[riorr 1970]

“Cyris yeh realleh need ter lay off t’e booze,” says Sheriff Capt’n Took, barely containing her excitement at the thought of using her shiny new cannons, regardless of target.

[TysCreations 458]

 Peering down at the missive he knit his brows together, squinting his eyes at it  with a frown "wai'....wha' teh ***?"

[salamanderfantasy 1340]

" . . . . . . . . . . ." Thain Magnolia Fiddleberry, MIA since a fateful ambush, and the only person in the shire able to stop this. . . .

[ThatFunkyBunch 2818]

A Fiend prepares to defend the capital of Lurin, cackling out with a simple comment to the others.  

 

"Looks like Halfling back on the menu."