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The Kingdom of Numendil - Koyo Kuni Shugonate Campaign Contract

Issued from the Flower-Capital of Sakura-Gakure

Year of the Kaerumon, 200 SA (987 Kamijikan)

 

“To struggle is righteous. A people who are without the means to live peacefully shall wage tireless war to achieve them!” - #9 of The Little Pink Book

 

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The contents of this passage shall serve as the official written testament to the contractual agreement between the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate and the Kingdom of Numendil in regards to the enactment of the second optional campaign clause of The ATF, 168 SA with recompense to the Koyo-Kuni Shugonate. 

 

This is in response to the slander and attempted injury against the blessed greenhorns of Numendil, intercepted by Shugo Ojō-sama Ugokoyama Atsuko and a retinue of honorable fleeps. All during a simple visit to the Kingdom of Numendil by a Silasian Brigand. The Silasians were destroyed and their heads strung for their dishonor.

 

All parties participating within this contract declare adherence to its terms under oath of blood, honor and soul to our ancestors.

 

 

Shugo Ojō-sama Ugokoyama Atsuko shall raise a warband from the Flower Capital of Sakura-Gakure to join Numendil’s campaign against the Coastal Companions and Silasia of Eastern Braevos. The duration of the warband’s participation in the campaign shall not exceed 10 kami weeks or the conclusion of the campaign (whichever come first) with further participation requiring a new contract. The Kingdom of Numendil shall agree to cover the travel expenses of Shugo Ojō-sama Ugokoyama Atsuko’s warband.The Kingdom of Numendil shall make tax exempt the Koyo Kuni Acres barn (Levain 7) which shall also serve as the Koyo-Kuni embassy in the Kingdom of Numendil.

 

 

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SHUGO OJŌ-SAMA Ugokoyama Atsuko the Iron Lady, Legendary Sanbushi, Yōbushi of Machiman, Mother of the Land of the Scattered Sun and DEFENDER OF THE FARFOLK

 

 

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TAKEMURA SCREAMS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

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The ratman sharpens punji-sticks for his rat children to carry into battle "We go to war! For Auntie A' for Uncle O'!"
 

 

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"This is not even a battle. Evildoers stand no chance." A Geisha within the Oyasha capital muttered. Nevertheless, she prayed for the kami Chiyoko to protect her people and bestow them lively strength in this upcoming war.

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Kato Ena, local Sakura-Gakure incel and hikikomori, smokes on a cigarette whilst contemplating and preparing for his deployment into the Silasian jungles. He thought back upon what he was fighting for anxiously - the legacy of the first Eastern Campaign of the poppy wars, against the white man patriarchy, for his one-armed baby sister, for his werewolf kidnapped brother, for his infallible Lady General...    

 

But all he had on his mind was the waifu he had across the great sea back in Cunyuan who would never notice him in Braevos. Taking out his wallet picture away from prying eyes, he whispers “Hana Song, notice me…”

 

 

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Tar-Caraneth Aryantë made preparations to accommodate the opening of a Grub Bucket location in Númenost.

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The usually rather calm Lubba can be seen almost spitting with rage around the streets of Lurin’s capital.

 

”Traitorous little-“ He froths. It’s not a great day for the former Nor-Velyth resident.

Edited September 30, 2024 by DizzyGrey

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18 minutes ago, DizzyGrey said:

The usually rather calm Lubba can be seen almost spitting with rage around the streets of Lurin’s capital.

 

”Traitorous little-“ He froths. It’s not a great day for the former Nor-Velyth resident.

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I will metagame this. Your days are over, little lurinite!

 

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14 minutes ago, lemonke said:

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I will metagame this. Your days are over, little lurinite!

 

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The warclaim stole my daylight savings hours already ;w;