WORSE THAN MORDRING. THE RETURN OF IBLEES.

[milksoda 2884]

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WORSE THAN MORDRING

 

THE OYASHIMANS HAVE FOUND A DISGUSTING HORRIBLE DISGUSTING AND TERRIBLE TRAVESTY. THAT HAS SENT THE SHUGO INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK. MORDRING WILL HAVE TO WAIT HER TURN BECAUSE THIS IS 1000000X WORSE. THIS IS WORSE THAN THE HYPERWAR THIS IS WORSE THAN THE HINDENBURG AND THIS IS NOTHING SHORT OF AN IBLEESIAN PLOT.

 

. . .

 

A DEPICTION OF A MOST BELOVED OPERA SINGER FROM THE ISLES OF OYASHIMA DIRECTLY RELATED TO UGOKOYAMA ATSUKO UPON HER RIGHTFUL BLOOD LINEAGE IS BEING KEPT IN A CAGE WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP AND THEY’RE NOT FEEDING HER. 3 OYASHI SCIENTISTS WERE SENT TO EXAMINE THE GLASS PANE AND DETERMINED THAT THERE ARE NO AIR HOLES IN HER 1x1 PRISON.

 

HOW ADVANCED A SOCIETY CAN BE JUDGED CAN BE DETERMINED BY HOW THEY TREAT THE

LOWEST OF THEIR PRISONERS. NOT EVEN XIONISTS RESORT TO SUCH DISGUSTING STUPID AND

DERANGED METHODS BORNE OF A PARENTLESS MIND THAT WAS GIVEN NO DISCIPLINE IN ITS YOUTH.

 

WE URGE OUR ORCISH WAR BRETHREN TO TAKE NOTE OF THE CAPTURE OF SUCH A BEUTIFUL TREASURE BY THE WAR ENEMY FROM RIGHT UNDER THEIR NOSE. WE KNOW THIS BECAUSE A BIG CHEST OF HORCHATAS AND CHURROS TOLD US THIS WAS NONE OTHER THAN HYSPIA WHO BOXXED MIKU.

 

 

THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN THE INFERI WAR 10 TIMES OVER. IN LIGHT OF THIS THE OYASHI PEOPLE WILL BE FCKINGGGG KILLING YOU. THE OYASHI PEOPLE WILL FIGHT UNTIL THIS IS CORRECTED AS PROTECTOR OF ALL THE FARFOLK. AND SO WILL THE CHURCH @TASTY_SEETHECAKE @tasty_cheesecake @NoobliusPOSTHASTE. UNLESS AN OFFICIAL APOLOGY IS MADE, SHE IS FREED, OR UNTIL I STRING YOUR NECK LIKE A CHICKEN.

 

ANYONE WHO BRINGS HATSUNE MIKU TO THE SHUGO SAFE AND SOUND WILL BE RECIEVING A HEFTY

REWARD.

 

 

 

 

 

Warm Regards,

 

 

 

WARPATH BTW:
 

Edited March 31, 2025 by milksoda

[Apotolofo 2204]

The Shugo's young assistant Yukiko GASPS in utter HORROR. "NOT THE HISTORICAL OPERA SINGER MIKU! Shugo, these people are BARBARIANS!" 

[lemonke 6014]

"AND I THOUGHT I WAS EVIL! Like damn..." An Oyashiman necromancer of Ibleesian origins could not have believed this! She was utterly distraught. She needed time to take about these terrible news. "I need to revulatate my actions because this is BEYOND WICKED!"

[Gaja 1310]

EIJI SEETHES IN RAGE. TO HIMSELF HE THINKS:

"STUPID ******* GAIJIN DISRESPECTING OUR CULTURE. THIS WILL NOT STAND."

[niru 69]

"oh." - OH! bad rrrr (angry noises)

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

Ena swore to never marry. He looks upon the depiction of the Miku trapped in the jar though and spoke "I love her..."

[Islamadon 9158]

WITH HASTE DID THE ONI DESCEND UPON THE HORRIBLE PRISON

 

SO DEVOTED TO THEIR CAUSE DID THEY USE THEIR OWN BODIES AS INSTRUMENTS OF WAR

 

 

IT IS REVEALED THAT THE CULPRIT WAS A HISPIAN TRADER SLAVER



UPDATE: THE SHOP OWNER IS A CONFIRMED HISPIAN

AT BOWPOINT HE TRANSFORMS THE PRISON INTO A PROPER SHRINE

 

A CROWD GATHERS AT A RESPECTABLE AND NON-THREATENING DISTANCE

 

 

GLASS IS SWEPT AWAY
 

[FadedMoonlight 450]

"Watashi Kami..." Yano uttered with shaking hands shortly after Kannushi NPC #324 delivered the missive to her. She turned to her pufferfish tank and dropped the letter behind her back, looking into the eyes of Harichi's descendants for answers. "This is very bad..."

[BUNNAYA 55]

Nozomi rises slowly from the ground channeling all her anger through her fists. "These gaijins made our Shugo cry... ASHIGARU! WE MUST SAVE MIKU" - "SUSUME!!"

[don dada 579]

"ah hell nah" an elder norn laments

[wowj 9747]

Ugokoyama Clan has been activated.


 

[Wonderland_Boy 1081]

Callisto stared at the missive in disbelief "ARE THEY STUPID? IM NOT EVEN HYSPIAN GODDAMIT"

[ChaosDeceived 140]

Ryuma seethed with rage as he observed the glass case holding the oyashi ancestor. "They can't get away with it!"

[TysCreations 458]

An old, rather tired 'ker wakes up from his rather long slumber and shuffles through his tiny house to read the missive posted through his door

"....what the ****?"

[Pharoahdabz_yt 121]

Spoiler

Mordring's a woman?